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22 februar 2006

Muhammed Smileys/Frowneys – keep ‘em commin’ :-) – Jetzt gibt es auch Mohammed-Smileys/Frowneys

These Mohammed smileys or emoticons are called ‘Mocons’ or ‘Frowneys’.

Mocons aka Frowneys are the most efficient way to digitally propagate the maximum amount of Mohammed imagery per byte.

Muhammad (((:~{>

Muhammad playing Little Orphan Annie (((8~{>

Muhammad as a pirate (((P~{>

Muhammad as Moshe Dayan (((P~{>

Muhammad on a bad turban day ))):~{>

Muhammad with sand in his eye(((;~{>

Muhammad wearing sunglasses (((B~{>

Muhammad giving the raspberry. (((:~{>

Giving Muhammad the raspberry. ;-P

Mohammad with a lit bomb in his turban *-O)):~{> zh3gl.jpg

 Mohammad with a lit bomb in his turban *~@:~{>

Mohammed, full of booze and pork, pukes up Allah (((:~Oالله

Intoxicated Mohammed (((‡o{Þ

High Mohammed ((( ¦o) >

The devil mo ]:~{>
Sombrero Mohommed ⊂∫≡(:~{>>
Mohammed with a bomb in his turban. *@(((:~{>>
Mohammed with a nuclear bomb in his turban. @=(((:~{>

Carmen Miranda Mohammed ڨڭڿۺ((:~{>

Muhammed without beard O:-|
Muhammed without beard; or Jesus O:-)
Muhammed having a vision) O8-)
Muhammed with goatee) O:-)*

Muhammad pissed off that his favourite goat ran away (((B-|>

Muhammad being shot by Starship Enterprise =-o * * * (((:~{>

Mohammed with a lit fuse coming out of his turban *-(((:~{>

Mohammed on a *really* bad turban day )8(:~{>

Muhammad sees a Danish cartoonist !((((8~{o>

Muhammad turns Christian (((+:~{>

Muhammad imitates Charles Manson ((((x8~{>

Muhammad wears his Johnny Carson “Great Carsoni” turban (((0))):~{>

Muhammad after going quail hunting with Dick Cheney (:(:(:((8~>:::::::::::::

Saudi Arabian/oil shiek version of Muhammad (($$(((:~{>

Muhammad wearing his personalized designer turban (((MOE)));~{>

Muhammad wearing his “elevator” turban ((((((((((((((;~{>

Osama bin Laden dressed up as Muhammad on Halloween (((:~{>

Osama bin Laden dressed up as Muhammad on Halloween with an improvised explosive device in his turban (((*-O(((((:~{>
Muhammad is not pleased with Muhammad emoticons ((((;~{[>

Bow-legged dickless GAY cowboy BLIAR in chaps & spurs, being
manipulated like a puppet by some DOG (God):

. . . . . . . . ./
. | . . . . . . | . . . . //////=[*
=|(:~0> ==+=|
. | . . . . . . | . . . . \\\\\\=[*
. . . . . . . . .\

Bow-legged dickless GAY cowboy Mohammed in chaps & spurs, being manipulated like a puppet by some Jew (historically accurate):

. . . . . . . . ./
. | . . . . . . | . . . . //////=[*
=|((:~0> ==+=|
. | . . . . . . | . . . . \\\\\\=[*
. . . . . . . . .\
Animé mocon (happy)
~~~~~
~~~~~
(^

hmm won’t take less than caracther so here goes without the nose!

Animé mocon (happy)
~~~~~
~~~~~
(^_^)
¥

Mo sees a Danish cartoonist
~~~~~
~~~~~
(¬_¬)
¥

Mo got deaddrunk
~~~~~
~~~~~
(*.*)
¥

Mo is out of control!!! (and furious)! AND HAS A BOMB IN HIS TURBAN!
O-*
~~~~~
~~~~~
(@_@)
¥

Angry Mohammad = (( }8-q>

Mohammed hungry (((:~{>…

Mohammed is a vampire (((:~{I=

Mohammed is a vampire and hungry (((:~{I=…

Mohammed dressed up as Osama bin Laden dressed up as Mohammed on Halloween (((:~{>

Mohammed in jail ((###

Gorge Bush sit down on Mohammed 3(((:~{>

Jesus sit down on Mohammed O3(((:~{>

ampir-Mohammed’s tooth has broken (((:~{L

Vampir-Mohammed’s tooth has broken, but Mohammed still hungry (((:~{L…

Mohammed in rainy weather 3:::::(((:~{>

The lightning strikes in Mohammed from a cloud 3Z(((8~|o>

Mohammed holds a bomb by his teeth (((:~{Q>

Mohammed in white paranja [:]

Playful Mohammed in white paranja [;]

Egyptian god Ra O))(:~{>

 

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BAMSE.jpg

STAMP.jpg

THONG.jpg

Courtesey of The Religious Policeman, users at Little Green Footballs, my readers and others.

Some people don’t like this post: ” A definite abusal of the freedom of speech.”

How about this:

Cartoontherapy.jpg

189 kommentarer »

  1. haha, great!

    Kommentar af Lasse — 23 februar 2006 @ 14:23

  2. You guys do u want a WW3? Please stop insulting other cultures!

    They’re sensible in this, you know very well.. If you want to make them more tolerant (which is understandable imho), this is not the right way to do.

    Kommentar af Emre Sokullu — 24 februar 2006 @ 03:34

  3. Emre, ask yourself if you would make the same comment if these smilelys were insulting of Buddha, Jesus Christ or Shiva.

    You know you couldn’t so your comment must be made out of fear!

    Isn’t there something wrong with that?

    You don’t make people more tolerant by giving in to their threats, you make them less tolerant. They learn they can demand more and get it!

    Kommentar af Warren — 24 februar 2006 @ 05:16

  4. You’re right, Emre. Hojah should go an appologize on the front steps of the largest cathedral in Saudi Arabia for being so intolerant of other cultures. Oh, wait. That’s right. there aren’t any churches allowed there. Islam needs to grow the hell up. When Serrano produced “Piss Christ”, the fundies wanted his NEA grant money cut off. We’re hearing from respected imams that the cartoonists should have their hands (or their heads) cut off.

    Kommentar af Cybrludite — 24 februar 2006 @ 08:16

  5. You know the definition of a halal-meter??
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    Body-length minus head :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 24 februar 2006 @ 08:51

  6. Hmmm..Interesting comment Warren but Hodja is definitely in for some trouble if this post gets more widely viewed. I don’t think WordPress would want their sites to be hacked next…

    But there is a limit, you people just can’t use Freedom of speech and the rest of the bull as an excuse and go on hurting their sentiments. I mean, until the Danish got that thing out, there were no revolts and things like these, were they!

    Kommentar af Chrono Cr@cker — 24 februar 2006 @ 12:21

  7. [...] I just noticed this post in the WordPress Top posts and I was utterly shocked. No I am not muslim, I’m kinda neutral in this matter. But this one was taking it too far. A definite abusal of the freedom of speech. I mean just because you are free to say whatever you want doesn’t mean you can go on bashing someone, that might lead to serious complications. [...]

    Pingback af Chrono Tron - 100% » Someone’s in for trouble — 24 februar 2006 @ 12:43

  8. How can you insult someone else’s religion, that is so wrong! sis guys!

    Kommentar af zaheera — 24 februar 2006 @ 13:39

  9. Speaking as a Dane, I am surprised that ignorant persons, living thousands of miles away and __ sadly — hundreds of years in the past, can dictate to me what I should or should not be able to see. I will read, write, and speak as I see fit to do. Your prophet means jack shit to me, as does the cult he spawned.

    Kommentar af VacuumJockey — 24 februar 2006 @ 15:20

  10. We have been enjoying the Mohammed Smilies over at littlegreenfootballs. Many users are creating new ones…
    The devil mo ]:~{>
    Sombrero Mohommed ⊂∫≡(:~{>>
    Mohammed with a bomb in his turban. *@(((:~{>>
    Mohammed with a nuclear bomb in his turban. @=(((:~{>

    Keep up the good work and stay safe!

    Kommentar af Kilgore Trout — 24 februar 2006 @ 16:52

  11. Zaheera, take a look at the viciously hateful anti-Jewish cartoon that infest the newspapers of the Muslim world, and then tell me who is insulting religion. Ask the Saudi gov’t why I cannot bring my Bible into that country and then tell me who respects freedom of religion. Talk to the Egyptian & Pakistani imams who insite the crowds of Muslims to attack Christian churches and then tell me who is wrong!

    But until you and the millions of silent Muslims speak up against the Muslim terrorists who bomb Mosques and slaughter fellow Muslims all in the name of Allah, don’t you dare begin to lecture the West about what is right or wrong, and about respecting religion.

    Kommentar af Kenneth — 24 februar 2006 @ 16:55

  12. Hey I Think this is a great cartoon!!! it displays a good view of the current Danish/Moslim cartoon War.
    I’m always surprised by religons. They all talk about love and peace. But it are the Religons wich are causing the most wars and dead people in the world. Not only recent, this have been so sinds the beginning of mankind.

    Kommentar af Brammetje — 24 februar 2006 @ 16:59

  13. Thanks to all for your support. To the the opponents: this is humour and not about humiliation.
    Why don’t I see some muslims laughing and having fun. Allways anger, hate and violence.

    Kommentar af hodja — 24 februar 2006 @ 18:29

  14. hodja

    great work.
    Most people commenting havent even seen the cartoons but claim they all defame, and the reactions IMO justify JP’s reasons for printing them. absolutely.

    Kommentar af sukhi — 24 februar 2006 @ 19:19

  15. Stop the hate. Know the truth.
    http://drhaisook.wordpress.com/2006/02/03/real-muslims-vs-islamofascists/

    Kommentar af drhaisook — 24 februar 2006 @ 22:55

  16. [...] Lo encontré en: Hodjas Blog. [...]

    Pingback af Eurabian News » Blog Archive » La terapia de las caricaturas — 25 februar 2006 @ 01:00

  17. [...] Muhammed Smileys – keep ‘em commin’ :-) [...]

    Pingback af konsumer » Muhammed Smileys — 25 februar 2006 @ 01:10

  18. Good one. Beware the fatois.

    The cartoon is great. Zaheera, it doesn’t poke fum at Islam. It is aimed at the anger, which is seen as irrational by many, that has come because of the Danish cartoons.

    Kommentar af iainyoung — 25 februar 2006 @ 03:43

  19. Fundamentalism is the disease, freedom is the cure. I’m sorry this world is just too offensive for me to support anyone who suggests communication, thought and speech are actually wrong. To deny man the ability to think and communicate is to deny his inherent human nature and his freedom.

    Appox on those who oppress others for their ideas.

    Theism is the disease that eats at our freedom.

    Kommentar af Funnt — 25 februar 2006 @ 06:46

  20. I’m glad to see Intoxicated Mohammed (((‡o{Þ made the list.

    Here’s one more using Arabic Unicode.
    ڨڭڿۺ((:~{> Carmen Miranda Mohammed

    Kommentar af PDMohammed — 26 februar 2006 @ 05:30

  21. G

    Kommentar af G — 26 februar 2006 @ 05:41

  22. Devotional smileys:

    O:-| (Muhammed without beard)
    O:-) (Also Muhammed without beard; or Jesus)
    O8-) (… having a vision)
    O:-)* (… with goatee)

    No interpretation of scripture will call these smileys irreverent, btw.

    Kommentar af M.A. — 27 februar 2006 @ 09:34

  23. Thanx :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 27 februar 2006 @ 12:31

  24. If we all had just a little bit more humour,

    we would see how fucking ridiculous and amusing this whole shit that’s going on just is !

    by the way, remember Eco`s The Name Of The Rose ?

    God! is this funny!… – I asure U me and God, we’ll laugh if the world will go down this way!

    Kommentar af fun — 27 februar 2006 @ 19:08

  25. =-o * * * (((:~{>

    (Muhammad being shot by Starship Enterprise)

    Kommentar af Anna — 4 marts 2006 @ 18:19

  26. [...] March 6, 2006 at 1:26 am · Filed under In English Muhammad (((:~{> Muhammad as a pirate (((P~{> Muhammad on a bad turban day ))):~{> Muhammad with sand in his eye(((;~{> Muhammad wearing sunglasses (((B~{> الSombrero Mohommed ⊂∫≡(:~{>> Carmen Miranda Mohammed ڨڭڿۺ((:~{> Muhammad sees a Danish cartoonist !((((8~{o> Mocons or Mohammed Smileys. [...]

    Pingback af Há Mouro na Costa - Yet Another Trilingual Blog » Mocons… — 6 marts 2006 @ 00:26

  27. Sad that what brought this on is the one religion that isn’t tolerant of anyone else on the planet. That is what Jihad is – absolute intoleration of every other religion. Doesn’t matter if we are tolerant of them – they will never be tolerant of anyone else. That is why REAL Muslims were not offended by this – just Islamic Extremist Terrorists.

    Keep em coming.

    Kommentar af phuckthis — 6 marts 2006 @ 00:37

  28. [...] Link Posted by grabbag Filed in Current Events [...]

    Pingback af grabbag » Blog Archive » New ASCII Art - Mohammed Smileys — 6 marts 2006 @ 08:32

  29. [...] Kul länk härna. Det är Muhammed-smilisar. [...]

    Pingback af andurs förklarar världen för er » är detta olagligt OXÅ? — 6 marts 2006 @ 15:14

  30. This is hilarious! Thanks for having the courage to post it. If any of the Danish cartoonists and the rest of the people militant Islam blames for offending them come to harm, we should call up Mossad.

    Kommentar af Hans I'm'MadonJeehad — 6 marts 2006 @ 22:09

  31. yeeah buddy, thats great! i was really laughing my ass off.

    “Osama bin Laden dressed up as Muhammad on Halloween (((:~{>”

    still laughing =D

    Kommentar af The Suzpekt — 7 marts 2006 @ 16:21

  32. [...] Die neueste Antwort auf den Mohammed-Hype gibt’s bei Hodjas Blog, sogenannte “Mocons”: [...]

    Pingback af Gegenstimme » Blog Archive » Mohammed-Emoticons — 7 marts 2006 @ 23:41

  33. I find this amusing. You might have taken it a little too far, but compared to most of the other stuff online making fun of religion, this is nothing. I especially liked the cartoon at the end. Not true of all muslims of course, but in this situation, it is exactly the truth.

    Kommentar af S.H. — 8 marts 2006 @ 02:56

  34. Call urself brave…I tell u what would be brave..if u make ur blog known world wide literally…Stick ur pic on ur blog so that we can all see this guy who probably has balls bigger than his brain…now that would be something for us muslims to laugh about..mind u..we laugh at u anyways…nothing like making a total ass of urself…thats what ppl like u do best..Keep on throwing stones in shit…aint nobody getting splashed by the impact..but urselfs…
    Tch tch tch…

    Kommentar af nadi786 — 9 marts 2006 @ 00:02

  35. You call Muslims radicals, fundamentalists, terrorists etc. etc. but look at what you are showing off here. The fanaticism with which you are making these emoticons and trying to amuse others is pretty obvious. This is not letting your anger out. It’s the hate you have for muslims and no concern what ever for another religion. A simple fact. If it wasn’t for truth in Islam, we would not have had this many muslims today and Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)in his days would not have been able to convert an entire region to the religion of Islam. Think about it.
    And lastly, if you have anger at what some people do, don’t curse the entire religion for it. It’s called Stereotyping. There’s good and bad everywhere. We hold our religion and all the prophets from Abraham to Moses, Jesus and Muhammad very dear and hate to see people making fun of them.
    Peace!

    Kommentar af Neo — 9 marts 2006 @ 05:28

  36. u guys suk wait till u go to hell

    Kommentar af euydeduutd — 11 marts 2006 @ 02:00

  37. [...] Link Tags: mohammed, cartoon, smileys, mocons Posted by Chris Filed in Current Events [...]

    Pingback af circle.10 » Blog Archive » New ASCII Art - Mohammed Smileys — 11 marts 2006 @ 07:35

  38. I am one of the wikipedia reader,
    I am muslim and I am very shocked as a lot of people
    Could you remove them by respect for the human ones

    Kommentar af Mohammed — 11 marts 2006 @ 14:42

  39. You are losing your minds and the time will come when you will regreat all that. But i tell you something, if muhammed was not sent by Allah (GOD) you wouldn’t be having this pc and this internet and you will still be in the dark ages, without toilets and without any of the technology that you see around you…

    Think and Islam is the TRUTH. And no one can fight Islam because it is protected by GOD…

    Read about islam and you will see the truth, if you’re looking for it obviously god will give it to you.

    Kommentar af Al Muslim — 16 marts 2006 @ 13:10

  40. If allah doesen’t like the Muhammed pictures – why don’t he send a lightning to all the infidels.
    And I think it is the muslims who live in the middle(stone)-age.
    Did arabs invent the PC? Sorry i thoght it was the USA (IBM & Microsoft).

    Kommentar af hodja — 16 marts 2006 @ 16:33

  41. What the frack ?
    Mo’s imaginary friend invented the PC and the toilet ?

    Al Muslim, I have a page on my site for people like you – Keep an eye on these pages, you may find your post there real soon.

    My Brain Donor Awards can be found at http://www.scoozmee.com/bda.html

    Mee.

    Kommentar af ScoozMee — 18 marts 2006 @ 22:36

  42. |
    -:(+-

    Kommentar af Avaranger — 19 marts 2006 @ 18:17

  43. As promised, Al-Muslim, here's your Brain Donor Award.

    If you can venture out of your fantasy world to go and read it, you will find it at http://www.scoozmee.com/bda/2006-03/27.html .

    A brain is a terrible thing to waste, Al-Muslim.

    Mee.

    Kommentar af ScoozMee — 27 marts 2006 @ 05:12

  44. Ooops.
    Would you edit my previous comment, please Hodja and change 27b.html to 27.html ?
    I’d submitted my comment before I noticed the typo.

    Thank you.

    Mee.

    Kommentar af ScoozMee — 27 marts 2006 @ 07:10

  45. Done :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 27 marts 2006 @ 08:01

  46. muslims don’t know how to have fun, they all need prozac and not allah. lol

    Kommentar af jan — 8 april 2006 @ 00:22

  47. Hodja.try this with David’s sign and make fun of anti-semitsm,jews will screw your little balls with same missiles which they use to kill palestinians.I know you won’t do this because you dont have balls.Thanks for demonstrating your lame religion to outerworld.

    Kommentar af Adnan Siddiqi — 11 april 2006 @ 02:21

  48. LOL: “try this with David’s sign and make fun of anti-semitsm”

    Kommentar af hodja — 11 april 2006 @ 03:29

  49. LOL: “try this with David’s sign and make fun of anti-semitsm” –

    I promise I will make fun of anti-semitsm :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 11 april 2006 @ 03:30

  50. This was a very comical quote from above:

    “But there is a limit, you people just can’t use Freedom of speech and the rest of the bull as an excuse and go on hurting their sentiments. I mean, until the Danish got that thing out, there were no revolts and things like these, were they! ”

    No revolts? What world are you living in? That week it just happened to be the muhammad images, the week before it was something else.

    It’s okay for them to burn our flag,burn images of our president and threaten the destruction of entire races but a cartoon, well that’s just wrong.

    Every American should have a muhammad bumper sticker and coffee mug. We’ve listened to their rhetoric for years and put up with their terrorist attacks and insults, let them learn a little tolerence and humility for a culture that has freedoms, one of them being freedom of speech.

    Kommentar af Trost — 16 april 2006 @ 07:54

  51. When the clerics that are representing your religion are calling for the destruction of other races and preaching violence perhaps it is time for you to distance yourself from that religion and form a new one, under a new name without these radical lunatics in it. Perhaps then you could find some sympathy for your cause. Don’t expect love and friendship when your standing in the same building as murderers and terrorists and say “but that isn’t me”, well sorry it is you because your choosing to be a part of it.

    When the towers fell in NY, muslims poured into the streets to party and celebrate. Police had to go down and step in. All these people are ALL fanatics? Every one of them? There were children, who had to be taught to feel this way.

    Preach your crap elsewhere, like it or not, it’s a religion of non tolerance and violence.

    Kommentar af Trost — 16 april 2006 @ 07:58

  52. To no. 40. No I didn’t invent the toilets, you must mistake it with the shit that I wrote.
    High Mohammed ((( ¦o) >

    Kommentar af Muhammed — 18 april 2006 @ 02:48

  53. May ALLAH forgive you & may ALLAH lead you to the truth. IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, I guarantee you’ll DIE someday and you’ll find the truth that you have the WRONG belief all this time. And IN THE NAME OF ALLAH I can make sure that ALLAH will send you to HELL. I dare you for that !! So..enjoy your life since you still can have it ONLY FOR NOW…

    Kommentar af Sarah — 1 maj 2006 @ 12:08

  54. #54: Islam – religion of peace!

    Kommentar af hodja — 1 maj 2006 @ 12:44

  55. u think all ur little crap will make us give up islam???? no, islam will shine through all of your meager attemps to discourage our religion…….

    u are all a bunch of retarded morons, and i hope u get what u deserve

    Kommentar af masri — 3 maj 2006 @ 09:44

  56. muslims you know you have a jewish made chip in the p.c. you are working on now, lol

    Kommentar af english kaffir — 27 maj 2006 @ 17:36

  57. Osama bin Laden dressed up as Muhammad on Halloween (((:~{> is über cool :) Og så fik du da også et par fatwas i hovedet!

    Animé mocon (happy)
    ~~~~~
    ~~~~~
    (^

    Kommentar af DS — 27 maj 2006 @ 18:18

  58. hmm won’t take less than caracther so here goes without the nose!

    Animé mocon (happy)
    ~~~~~
    ~~~~~
    (^_^)
    ¥

    Mo sees a Danish cartoonist
    ~~~~~
    ~~~~~
    (¬_¬)
    ¥

    Mo got deaddrunk
    ~~~~~
    ~~~~~
    (*.*)
    ¥

    Mo is out of control!!! (and furious)! AND HAS A BOMB IN HIS TURBAN!
    O-*
    ~~~~~
    ~~~~~
    (@_@)
    ¥

    Kommentar af DS — 27 maj 2006 @ 18:22

  59. And you need to correct the beard ¥ by two spaces. Seams like it just cutted all the space away.

    Kommentar af DS — 27 maj 2006 @ 18:23

  60. “Og så fik du da også et par fatwas i hovedet!”

    Ja det luner altsammen :-) Og så kommer man i godt selskab :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 27 maj 2006 @ 18:42

  61. you everybody that make this smile would shut up you are making fun of my religion should i talk about your religion you sanna of beach if you wanna talk with mee then add me on msn:didi_girl_92@hotmail.com ..and you i will contact the police about this site..I WILL UUUH..IM SOO MAAAAD YOU MOTHA FUCKERS

    Kommentar af DIANA — 31 maj 2006 @ 19:21

  62. Hvad med at indføre et nyt begreb?

    Jeg synes ordet “Smiley” passer meget dårligt med muhammed (Djævlen riste hans sjæl).

    Hvad med “Frowneys” i stedet for?

    Ps.
    Da jeg ikke helt kunne huske om jeg havde stavet ordet Frown (rynke panden) rigtigt søgte jeg lige på Google på “he frowned”.. gæt hvad der kom op som nr. 2 i søgeresultaterne!

    Da jeg ikke helt kunne huske om jeg havde stavet ordet Frown (rynke panden) rigtigt søgte jeg lige på Google på “he frowned”.. gæt hvad der kom op som nr. 2 i søgeresultaterne!

    http://www.google.com/search?q=he+frowned&hl=en&btnG=Search&meta=

    Kommentar af Balder — 1 juni 2006 @ 14:57

  63. That’s a good one – that must we use in the next Frowney :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 5 juni 2006 @ 02:01

  64. *@(((:~{>> Neo
    The middle east will always stay retarded …that is why they are moslim

    Kommentar af BØLLEBOB — 12 juni 2006 @ 17:24

  65. All the lyrics you want at http://www.lyricshunt.com

    Kommentar af Hunt — 23 juni 2006 @ 09:59

  66. They will eventually face serious consqeuncies,here in this world and the hereafter from the Almighty ALLAH who ever have hands in the cartoon of His beloved Prophet and Messinger,Muhammd bn Abdullah,Peace and Blessings of Allah be upon him.

    Kommentar af Nasiru Yusuf pale — 20 juli 2006 @ 03:55

  67. Funny how a so called “prophet” who murdered thousands, raped women, had sex with 9 yr old little girls, boasted about having sex with 11 women in one night (probably without any concern over what diseases he was passing on), and attacked and looted desert caravans, is supposed to be the greatest leader and religious person ever…..YEAH RIGHT…..WHATEVER!

    Islam and it seems *most* muslims are the most HYPOCRITICAL, INTOLERANT, GREEDY, SELFISH, IGNORANT, HATE-FILLED, INSANE, CHAUVINIST, SEXIST, ANARCHIST, close-minded, insecure, delusional, psychotic, discriminatory, lazy, murderous fanatics that I have ever seen, and deserve the treatment they bring upon themselves by their actions.

    All religions have their insane fundamentalists, who hate everyone else.

    I think government should ban all religion to solve the worlds problems.

    But that won’t happen. People will continue to deluding themselves that ONLY THEY know what God wants, that ONLY THEY know the “truth” and that everyone else should die if they don’t believe.

    It’s amazing the human race has survived even this long with such a$$holes running around loose.

    Kommentar af Mark — 22 juli 2006 @ 14:46

  68. so ur saying wen u die its the end?

    Kommentar af ------ — 23 juli 2006 @ 08:23

  69. nabi tak penah pun rogol orang, seks 11 pompuan dalam satu masa…
    bunuh beribu² tu ade la.. tu pon musuh islam… kalau rogol tu.. tak penah pun aku dengar cerita karut tu.. manela die dapat cerita bangan tuh… Mark tu cam bodo poyo je… ^^ kalau Mark paham aku cakap mesti dia marah tapi kalau stakat tengok ikon2 ni mesti tak ngamuk.. biase ar tu.. orang bodo.. hehe :-D

    mark mark.. ngko ni pukimak la :-D sudahlah babi, anjing plak tu.. tuhan pon xnak la terima ibadat ngko tuh.. huhu ^_^ nabi die kate gitu.. kalau orang islam tau la blog ni.. abis :-P

    kan.. kite kasi pening2 dorang tu… isn’t that right, Mark? :-D

    Kommentar af matsuo — 6 august 2006 @ 08:45

  70. LOOL ALL OF YOU SAD PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CONGRATULATE THESE CARTOONS, FROWNEYS, SMILEYS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU. EVEN IF YOU DO GET PUNISHED BY THE POLICE OR WHATEVER NO PUNISHMENT WILL BE GREATER THAN THE PUNISHMENT THAT YOU WILL RECIEVE ON JUDGEMENT DAY WALLAHI BILLAHI WALLAHI. THERE IS NO WORD GREATER THAN THAT.

    WHAT PLEASURE DO YOU GAIN FROM TAKING THE PISS OUT OF THESE RELIGIONS? ALL MUSLIMS SHALL RISE ON JUDGEMENT DAY NO MATTER HOW MANY HATE US FOR THE ‘TERRORISM’.

    Kommentar af Proud To Be A Muslim — 15 august 2006 @ 23:35

  71. Yeah. Muslims shall rise… and fall ! :)

    Kommentar af Von Stierlitz — 16 august 2006 @ 18:17

  72. U DONT EVEN RESPECT UR MOTHERS, WAT ELSE CAN BE EXPECTED FROM U COWERED PEOPLE, U R TERIFIED PEOPLE EVEN IN UR DRWAING ROOMS. IT IS THE HORROR FROM UR INSIDE BECAUSE U KNOW THAT U R WRONG.
    WAT IS JESUS FOR U….NOTHING. BUT AS A MUSLIM WE REGARD HIM BECAUSE MUHAMMAD PEACE BE UPON HIM, TOLD MUSLIMS TO DO SO. EVEN WE DISREGARD SMILYES OF JESUS.
    MAY ALLAH SHOW U THE RIGHT PATH TO SPENS UR LIFES RATHER THEN TO WASTING IN MAKING SMILYES N CARTOONS

    Kommentar af PROUD 2 B A MUSLIM — 23 august 2006 @ 13:51

  73. In germany the Berlin opera house canceled performances of Mozart’s Idomeneo over concerns they could enrage Muslims and pose a security risk.

    http://news.google.com/news/url?sa=t&ct=us/2-0&fp=451a18c0d7881196&ei=-z4aRbfkG4vCwQH3wv2PCg&url=http%3A//www.canada.com/nationalpost/news/story.html%3Fid%3D8379aa1f-2100-4605-9ffd-2177103e8ecd%26k%3D98103&cid=0

    The whole free world is going mad because of these (((:~{> assholes.

    Regards from germany!

    Kommentar af Sharia now — 27 september 2006 @ 12:10

  74. I love how there are comments sayign how this is ‘as bad’ as things that are being done all over the world from islamic extremests, um news flash, we aren’t burning people, buildings, cars, etc.

    Be who you want to be and STFU if u aren’t tolerant. it’s like you are taking the old saying of ‘if you can’t say anything nice then kill everyone else’.

    keep the emoticons coming!

    Kommentar af Jess — 3 oktober 2006 @ 21:01

  75. Hey PROUD 2 B A MUSLIM.

    Looks like you can’t even talk on the internet without YELLING YOUR HEAD OFF AT EVERYONE ELSE.

    ahem…

    Kommentar af Jess — 3 oktober 2006 @ 21:03

  76. I just came across this site. I love the smilies. Keep them going.

    To all the losers who declare that they are Muslims, please make sure that you change your diapers because the stench is pretty bad, even from this distance. Also, please make sure that you keep your dummies firmly in your mouth so that we will not have to watch yet another one of those three year old tantrums.

    The threats are nothing more than a poor attempt at intimidation. The cartoons and smilies are our response to your attempts to intimidate and make the west cower.

    Mohammed is a false prophet who sold his soul out to Satan. He was deluded probably because he was ingesting too much weed. He was a crazy child molesting murdering vandal and thug. There is nothing good about that man. His version of God, which is the Arabic Allah comes from his mind. Islam is not a religion, it is a political system in the guise of religion.

    Kommentar af OzzieAussie — 10 oktober 2006 @ 07:25

  77. BTW, I have not a smilie, but a saying
    (mhrih)

    Who can guess what the letters mean.

    Kommentar af OzzieAussie — 10 oktober 2006 @ 07:26

  78. ->79 May he rest in hell ?

    Kommentar af hodja — 11 oktober 2006 @ 23:31

  79. Please stop insulting other religeon…
    I am really sorry to read such extreme comments .

    Kommentar af abeer — 14 oktober 2006 @ 17:36

  80. all fuck you

    Kommentar af Turk — 3 januar 2007 @ 23:56

  81. TERRORISM = Abd = christian

    TERRORISM = Eng = christian

    TERRORISM = İsrael = Yahudi !

    İ Love You christ,”prophet” Hz.Jesus (christ)

    İ Love You “prophet” Hz.Moses

    i love You “prophet” Hz. Muhammed

    No Terroris Hz.Muhammed S.A.V = Hz.Jesus (christ)= Hz.Moses = PROPHET ! Oke …

    Kommentar af Turk — 4 januar 2007 @ 00:03

  82. Qur’an-ı Kerim :

    Al-i İmran 59 Ayet :
    Surely the likeness of Isa is with Allah as the likeness of Adam; He created him from dust, then said to him, Be, and he was.

    Al-i İmran 84 Ayet :
    Say: We believe in Allah and what has been revealed to us, and what was revealed to Ibrahim and Ismail and Ishaq and Yaqoub and the tribes, and what was given to Musa and Isa and to the prophets from their Lord; we do not make any distinction between any of them, and to Him do we submit.

    Kommentar af Turk — 4 januar 2007 @ 00:10

  83. Qoran-ı Kerim

    Sure Women ( Nisa )171 Ayet:
    O followers of the Book! do not exceed the limits in your religion, and do not speak (lies) against Allah, but (speak) the truth; the Messiah, Isa son of Marium is only an apostle of Allah and His Word which He communicated to Marium and a spirit from Him; believe therefore in Allah and His apostles, and say not, Three. Desist, it is better for you; Allah is only one God; far be It from His glory that He should have a son, whatever is in the heavens and whatever is in the earth is His, and Allah is sufficient for a Protector.

    Ayet The Food (Maide Suresi 116 ) :
    And when Allah will say: O Isa son of Marium! did you say to men, Take me and my mother for two gods besides Allah he will say: Glory be to Thee, it did not befit me that I should say what I had no right to (say); if I had said it, Thou wouldst indeed have known it; Thou knowest what is in my mind, and I do not know what is in Thy mind, surely Thou art the great Knower of the unseen things.

    Kommentar af İ LOVE YOU HZ.MUHAMMED — 4 januar 2007 @ 00:17

  84. ENGLISH QURAN (BY M.H. SHAKIR)
    In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful.

    LİNK : http://www.kuran.gen.tr/?x=s_main&kid=15

    Kommentar af İ LOVE YOU HZ.MUHAMMED — 4 januar 2007 @ 00:19

  85. Turk – mind your language: Speak kindly and pay the poor-due. Quran 2:83

    and:

    Let each person believe (or disbelieve) whatever he or she wishes. Quran 109:1, 6

    Kommentar af hodja — 4 januar 2007 @ 00:57

  86. what type of website is this oh make fun of the muslims this is disrespectful to all the believers im not very happy about you affending islam and just remember islam is the best religion along with many others may allah fogive you for all this bad sin you have commited

    Kommentar af only one god allah — 23 februar 2007 @ 23:17

  87. see you are the wrong religion making fun off other religions atleast islam has so much more respect for diffrent religions.
    and we dnt show half are ass and chest off to like half the world were all going to heaven just wait till judgement day my brothers and sisters may allah forgive you for all your sins

    Kommentar af only one god allah — 23 februar 2007 @ 23:34

  88. Much more respect:

    Koran IX/5: Then when the sacred months have passed, slay the idolaters wherever ye find them, and take them (captive), and besiege them, and prepare for them each ambush. But if they repent and establish worship and pay the poor- due, then leave their way free. Lo! Allah is Forgiving, Merciful.

    Koran IX/29: Fight those who do not profess the true faith (Islam) till they pay the jiziya (poll tax) with the hand of humility.

    This verse in Quran gave birth to the law that all non muslims living in an Islamic state have to pay the jiziya or poll tax for the privilege of being there. These people are called zimmis and are allowed to live and work in the Islamic lands under the following 20 disabilities: (one has to wonder if apartheid was derived from this)

    They are not to build any new places of worship.

    They are not to repair any old places of worship which have been destroyed by the muslims.

    They are not to prevent muslim travellers from staying in their places of worship.

    They are to entertain for 3 days any Muslim who wants to stay in their homes and for a longer period if the muslim falls ill.

    They are not to harbor any hostility or give aid and comfort to hostile elements.

    They are not to prevent any one of them from getting converted to Islam.

    They have to show respect to every Muslim.

    They have to allow Muslims to participate in their private meetings.

    They are not to dress like muslims.

    They are not to name themselves with Muslim names.

    They are not to ride on horses with saddle and bridle.

    They are not to possess arms.

    They are not to wear signet or seals on their fingers.

    They are not to sell or drink liquor openly

    They are to wear a distinctive dress which shows their inferior status and separates them from Muslims.

    They are not to propagate their custom and usages among the muslims.

    They are not to build their houses in the neighbourhood of muslims.

    They are not to bring their dead near the graveyards of the muslims.

    They are not to observe their religious practices publicly or mourn their dead loudly.

    They are not to buy muslim slaves.

    Kommentar af hodja — 24 februar 2007 @ 00:05

  89. I reckon u guys are all racist losers!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kommentar af Unnamed — 26 februar 2007 @ 10:37

  90. ->91: I would say that an appropriate place for the rules in #90 would be in a ghetto or Auschwitz.

    Kommentar af hodja — 26 februar 2007 @ 13:48

  91. U SICK DOG

    Kommentar af DEATH TO U — 14 marts 2007 @ 16:42

  92. UR DOOMED JUST WAIT AND C……….

    Kommentar af DEATH TO U — 14 marts 2007 @ 16:42

  93. U WILL DIE A PAINFUL DEATH JUST REMEMBER

    Kommentar af DEATH TO U — 14 marts 2007 @ 16:43

  94. SICK SHIT

    Kommentar af DEATH TO U — 14 marts 2007 @ 16:43

  95. ->93-96; A true member of the religion of peace.

    Kommentar af Hodja — 14 marts 2007 @ 22:30

  96. “Religion of Peace” my ass. Virtually all wars being currently fought are with Muslims trying to expand their islamic empire. We must brutally decimate this “cult”, this plight on humanity. Our ancestors kept them in check, but the Left-wing, Liberal idealogs of the last half century have allowed and (in some way encouraged) these reprobates to expand into western civilization. We must cast them back into the 7th century sandbox they came out of.

    Kommentar af Topper — 22 marts 2007 @ 18:40

  97. [...] Mohammed (((:~{>… Wobei mir der hier besser gefällt: [...]

    Pingback af /var/www » Öhm — 3 april 2007 @ 09:30

  98. What the heck? All these alla fuckbars posting their vapid nonsense on here!

    All they have time to do all day is go all fuckbar.

    Scary things is how many of them live in the west, eating our food whilst complaining of “racism”.

    or Fifth Column Lefties ave opened the doors to these moFreax.

    Kommentar af mobrain — 4 april 2007 @ 00:18

  99. Alla is on CRACK!!

    Keep the Mocons coming. they’re GREAT!!!!

    islam is a mental disorder.

    The KKKoran is an indoctrination manual.

    Don’t believe moslems. They’re full of hudna and taquiyya.

    Kommentar af mobrain — 4 april 2007 @ 00:19

  100. This is your brain: (0)
    This is your brain on islam: (.)

    Kommentar af mobrain — 4 april 2007 @ 19:57

  101. WTF is wrong with u ppl i beleev in allah n u watch wt im gna do 2 dis syt u fukas

    Kommentar af BelieverOfAllah — 5 april 2007 @ 21:42

  102. The police will b contactin da owner of dis syt n u watch u mudafukas

    Kommentar af BelieverOfAllah — 5 april 2007 @ 21:43

  103. n evry1 els hu rote bad comments about islam wait n watch

    Kommentar af BelieverOfAllah — 5 april 2007 @ 21:45

  104. Islam is bullshit and you know it. Nuke the Haj.

    Kommentar af MohammedAteMyBalls — 6 april 2007 @ 17:21

  105. Illiterate violent mohameddans suck. :)

    Kommentar af Von Stierlitz — 10 april 2007 @ 07:15

  106. The police will b contactin da owner of dis syt n u watch u mudafukas
    Comment by BelieverOfAllah

    The religious Po-leece?
    Oh Momo – puhleeezz!!

    Kommentar af mobrain — 11 april 2007 @ 22:36

  107. For “religious” people these MoFoes sure love to curse and use bad language.. and they love to threaten and kill.

    It’s so 7th Century.

    Like, not hot at all.

    Kommentar af mobrain — 11 april 2007 @ 22:38

  108. Hahaha, hilarious. Even funnier is all the Muslims in this thread getting worked up about EMOTICONS. Seriously, get a life people.

    Kommentar af Sarah — 11 april 2007 @ 22:58

  109. [...] sunglasses, turban. While commenting at JW, I spotted a link from another reader that lead to Muhammed Smileys/Frowneys @ Hodjas blog. These made me laugh, so I figured I’d pass them along. A little levity never hurts and [...]

    Pingback af *-O)):~{> « Foehammer’s Anvil — 11 april 2007 @ 23:03

  110. Fascinating. Mohammed invented toilets? Ever hear of the Greeks and Romans? They were here long before Mohammad and they had toilets.
    The self-delusion of some Muslims is absolutely hilarious.
    You say you’ll rise on judgment day. Fine. Until then, please leave the rest of us to live in peace. You don’t want to live, well no one’s stopping you from killing yourself. There’s no need to take someone else with you. Your victims are the martyrs. You are not.

    Kommentar af a proud non-muslim — 11 april 2007 @ 23:07

  111. I have seen toilets with running water in Ephesos, a roman city, which now lies in muslim Turkey :-)

    Kommentar af hodja — 11 april 2007 @ 23:18

  112. up the ra

    Kommentar af mika — 11 april 2007 @ 23:57

  113. -> 69. Notice how not one Muslim (or Muslim apologist for that matter) who has posted a comment has denied what the first part of this post says. That’s because THEY CAN’T, it’s all true. And these brainwashed foolish people hold this sicko (Mohammed) to be the model for all humanity. Why not try this. Just for a second clear your minds of all that you have been led to believe and just look at the physical examples of what your so called Prophet did in his lifetime; is this really the role model you want to aspire to be like. I seriously hope some of you can let go of the prejudices that are inherent in the system you choose to follow and try and think rationally about the life of Mohammed and what the act of having respect for this individual shows about you as a human being. But from most of your posts it seems that thinking rationally isn’t a strong point of Muslims. Doesn’t that also show you something about the system you choose to follow; that being that you are so programmed by Islam to mindlessly and vehemently defend it against any criticism (or mild satire in this case) without once rationally debating or debunking that criticism (satire) on an intelligent free thinking level? Instead it’s a jumble of illiterate insults laced with expletives and threats of violence. So much for the religion of peace.

    Kommentar af El-TrickyDicky — 12 april 2007 @ 17:35

  114. May Allah Guide the Mushrikun or break their backs.

    Islam is not a religion of peace and a smart Muslim will not tell you that. Death to mushrikun! Wallahuakbar

    Kommentar af IbnunIbn — 24 april 2007 @ 10:06

  115. wat the fuck is this stupid bulshitt?

    Kommentar af m — 11 maj 2007 @ 00:41

  116. wat the fuck is this stupid bulshitt?what gives u the fuckin rite to say that but otha religions?!u kno islam and the prophet are rite and that u fuckers aren rite go fuck ur mom u fuckin son of a bitch have fun in hell

    Kommentar af m — 11 maj 2007 @ 00:42

  117. “May ALLAH forgive you & may ALLAH lead you to the truth. IN THE NAME OF ALLAH, I guarantee you’ll DIE someday and you’ll find the truth that you have the WRONG belief all this time. And IN THE NAME OF ALLAH I can make sure that ALLAH will send you to HELL. ”

    Do not blaspheme allah O moslem.
    He is not as narrowminded, cruel, injust as you and your prophet are.

    How can think God is such a pathetic, lowly creature, less tolerant than most men?’

    tch tch

    Kommentar af Thomas Bolding Hansen — 11 maj 2007 @ 18:18

  118. FUCK ALL THESE SAND NIGGERS!!! ALL THE MUSLIMS SHOULD BE NUKED!!!

    Kommentar af Richard Cunningham — 11 maj 2007 @ 21:18

  119. Listen. Say all you like about Muslims cuz it will go bak to you gay jews and christians. And listen, there are muslims from germany aswell, cuz my mosque teacher is frum germany OK. So now shut the fuck up and be quiet. Keep your views to yourself. Mo fucker. Born Muslim, Will die a muslim. OkaY mother fucker

    Kommentar af Your dad — 27 juni 2007 @ 17:50

  120. if we go to hell we will surely see mohommad since allah (spit) is surely ‘el ha satan’ as g-d does not want you to cut the heads off of innocents, fly planes in to buildings, hang 15 year old boys for being gay. or blow up pizza parlers.

    g-d wants you to repent from sin and if you have your head cut off how can you do that.

    Kommentar af yochanan — 1 august 2007 @ 12:48

  121. Could someone tells me what is inside the KAABA ? please….

    Kommentar af Magesan — 20 september 2007 @ 04:03

  122. I am from Malaysia and in Malaysia they have special previlleged for those moslems.Non moslems purchase a house pay 100 % of the devlopers prise and for a moslem have 10 % discount.Gov University , Gov tenders , contracts etc ..etc you name it.

    Rape cases , child molest , are very often a 70 year old granpa has molested his own grand daughter many times and discover only when she becomes pregnant , this happen one of the ISMAIC state of Northen Malaysia.

    If a Malay moslem ( 100 percent Malay’s are Moslems in Malaysia ) found eating during the fasting month he will be procecuted and One day behind bars.

    Malaysia is becoming like another PAKISTAN ….

    Kommentar af vijen — 3 oktober 2007 @ 10:09

  123. “Rape cases , child molest , are very often a 70 year old granpa”

    Just like Muhammed and Aisha.

    Kommentar af hodja — 3 oktober 2007 @ 10:18

  124. All, just work your brains

    don’t follow others blinds

    go and do researchs about Prophet Mohamed before judge, not only about Prophet Mohamed only about any boday you wana judge him

    any way just i want to tell you something, Prophet Mohamed will not lose anything what ever you did but you are the loser and you will see soon the results

    just think, don’t stop your brains and don’t close your eyes

    thanks for listening and time

    Alaa

    Kommentar af Sorry for that — 13 oktober 2007 @ 22:50

  125. From Mrs. Mariam Kohne.
    As salam Alaikum ! ! !

    I am Mrs.Mariam Kohne from Liberia, I am married to Mr.Jean Kohne who worked with our Liberian Embassy here in Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2004. We were married for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.

    When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $3.8 Million General Trust Account with a prime bank in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire. Presently,this money is still with the bank.Recently, My Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight months due to my cancer problem. Having known my condition (cancer of the lever and stroke).

    I decided to donate this fund to an Imam or any faithful Islamic brother or sister that will utilize this fund the way I am going to instruct herein. I want somebody that will use this fund according to my Late.Husbands Dream to help the orphanages, widows,propagating the good news of Allah and to endeavor that the Mosque of Allah is maintained and to help lessprivillaged people in our Islamic World. The Quoran made us to know that Blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I don’t have any child that will inherit this money and my husband relatives are not Muslim’s and I don’t want my husband’s efforts to be used against his will. I don’t want in away where this money will be used in an ungodly way. This is why I am taking this decision to hand you over this Fund. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the hand of Allah, because he says in the Holy Quoran that he is going to fight my battle and I shall hold my peace.

    I don’t need any telephone communication in this regards because of my health hence the presence of my husband relatives around me always.I want you and the Mosque to always pray for me.My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Muslim Mom. Whoever that Wants to serve Allah must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please always be prayerful allthrough your life.
    Write back as soon as possible, Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing another person for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
    Hoping to receive your Urgent and Positive reponse.
    Yours Sister in Islam.
    Mrs.Mariam Kohne
    Allah Hafiz.
    As salam Alaikum ! ! !

    Kommentar af mariam — 1 november 2007 @ 03:57

  126. ->127: You just send me $1 million – then I will consider your offer.

    CC: Danish Police.
    :D

    Kommentar af hodja — 1 november 2007 @ 10:34

  127. You know, Its great that people arent racist, intolerant, stereotypical, ignorant, or anything like that. Its fantastic that no-one tries to alienate Muslims more than they already are, or offend people of other cultures or religions. Seriously though, don’t you have better things to do than waste your time making fun of people you don’t fully understand? Or maybe you guys are just unable to conceive that perhaps, just maybe, it would be better to make friends than to insult 1/6th (and growing) of the World’s Population.

    Kommentar af dauodwa — 19 november 2007 @ 12:14

  128. According to the coran – muslims cannot be friends with non-muslims – or?

    I’m not making fun of muslims – I’m making fun of a pedophile, bigamist, highway robbing, racist mass-murderer.

    Kommentar af hodja — 19 november 2007 @ 12:43

  129. So, according to you, the Prophet Muhammad (Peace Be Upon Him) was a racist mass murderer, a pedophile and all those other vile things, and yet you say that you are not making fun of Muslims? You make fun of the Seal of the Prophets of the Islamic Faith, who every Muslim is inspired by, and you say you are not making fun of Muslims? You are insulting us in the worst way possible. You say he was a mass murderer. And yet you ignore the fact that for thirteen years, the Prophet (Peace be upon him) and his followers were forced into exile in Medina (Yathrib before the prophet came), whilst their families in Mecca were killed and forced to endure every hardship possible. For thirteen years, they were killed and slaughtered, but Allah didn’t give the message that they could fight back, and you ignore these thirteen years of death and destruction. Furthermore, you ignore that the Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) upon entering Mecca following the defeat of the polytheists forgave all of those who were inside the city, and didn’t spill even a drop of blood when he reclaimed the city, despite the fact that these were the very people who had ridiculed him and forced him to leave his home, even killing his followers through torture and unprovoked ambush. What you say contradicts the facts. Furthermore, the Qu’ran does not prohibit making friends with non-Muslims. It tells Muslims to respect all people. Muslims are ordered by Allah in the Qu’ran to learn all they can about other religions, and make peace and friendship with all Christians and Jews especially, for they are too the people of the book, no matter how they transgress against Muslims. The only thing that is warned against is choosing wrong friends, as in those friends who are degenerates, and are not good people. In a hadith (narration of the prophet peace be upon him), it is stated that Friends should be chosen carefully, for having a good friend is like sitting in a perfume shop; even if the shopkeeper doesn’t give you any perfume, you will still smell the beautiful fragrances therein and the smell of the perfume will accompany you where ever you go. Conversely, having a bad friend is like staying in a blacksmiths workshop; even if the flames of his furnace do not burn you, you will be surrounded by foul smoke, and the disgusting smells therein will accompany you where ever you go.

    Please, do not think that I want to fight with you, or verbally abuse you. I am a Muslim, and I am telling you that what you have written on this page is the summary of so many racist things that offend Muslims. The Prophet Muhammad was never a bad man. He never got any personal gain from what he did. When he died, the only possessions he left behind were his clothes and sleeping things, along with some small bits and pieces. When he was alive, he slept on hard palm leaves, and was so poor that his family was frequently in need to borrow meat and bread from neighbors. If what you say is not racist, or offensive to Muslims, then what is it exactly? A cheerful invitation for Muslims to engage in open dialogue with you? Hardly.

    I hope you will reconsider your misguided stereotypes and fallacies, along with your inability to comprehend the immense racism which you seem to posses.

    Kommentar af dauodwa — 20 november 2007 @ 12:18

  130. To the muslims posting here: Stop being so sensitive! To their ‘defenders': Stop protecting islamism!

    Kommentar af Højrebladet Komet — 20 januar 2008 @ 16:11

  131. @131

    Hodja is right in claiming Muhamad was a pedophile. There are countless accounts of you ‘prophet’ ordering killings of inocent people. His mariagge to a 9 yearold is a stated fact.
    How on earth anyone can defend, let alone look up to, a person like that is incomprehndable.

    He was a villain and a pedophile however much he slept on palmeleaves.

    Besides – what does it matter what a 1400 year old book says? Look around you in the world today – do you anywhere see any muslim country that makes you proud to be muslim?

    When I look around the world I see only agrresion and ignorence wherever I see islam. Sad but true!
    So relate to that, that facts of the world today rather than to the delusions of a childmolesting muderer that lived 1400 years ago.

    Kommentar af AMB — 8 februar 2008 @ 11:35

  132. You say that all you see in the world is ignorance, well for that you need not look further than people such as yourself. That which has happened to the Muslim countries is a direct result of Western interference and profiteering. A classic example is Iran, where an oppressive Shah was supported by the West in order to maintain the stability of the Anglo-Iranian Oil Company.

    Kommentar af dauodwa — 11 februar 2008 @ 13:27

  133. I said wherever I see islam I see ignorance.

    Not in the world as such.

    Kommentar af AMB — 22 februar 2008 @ 19:58

  134. The more I read here the more I see the end drawing near. The Muslims always get what they want (which is jihad) but I think this time they are in for a surprise. I wonder what they are going to do when the rest of the world gets fed up with their shit and annihilates their dumb asses? Oh that’s right…burn in hell.

    Kommentar af I Art Laughing — 31 marts 2008 @ 10:26

  135. I firmly believe and hold that Mohammad was a terrible unrepentant sinner who used terror to spread his rotten to the core teaching. I believe he and his teaching are some of the worst things that have EVER come about. I look at what Muslims do and allow to be done in the name of Allah and am disgusted, then they insist that people not make fun of them?

    Allah is an idol left over from the polytheism in Arabia (and doesn’t exist, or is a devil). Mohammad is currently awaiting the judgment that will see him burn in the deepest crevice of Hell (along with Hitler and every other genocidal punk that walked the face of this Earth. I believe that very much, and will state it loudly every time I get the chance.

    Kommentar af I Art Laughing — 31 marts 2008 @ 10:34

  136. As a resident of East Dearborn, who has lived and grown up with Muslims all her life, I do share a disliking for the culture–not from stereotype, but rather because I know from life experience what a good lot of them are like. I loathe what the religion stands for, and what they somehow believe they have the right to do, and I am very tolerant of criticisms of such. But… this?

    This was downright disgusting. No matter my dislike for the culture, I respect then, and I love all my Muslim friends. Sure, I make the occasional joke–but I also joke about Christianity, Buddhism, and pretty much anything else I can think of.

    Those smileys were nothing but examples of bigotry and hate. Diatribe rolled up and compressed into one little ball of pixellated characters. No matter the culture, someone who would blatantly just bash another human’s relilgious figure is just… damn. These people believe in this, and, right or not, it is our duty as human beings to accept that and respect it.

    You people need to take a lesson.

    Kommentar af Judo Creature — 7 april 2008 @ 21:49

  137. ->138: In what?

    Kommentar af Hodja — 7 april 2008 @ 22:18

  138. believe it or not :
    when the west invent the paper Arab was use it to carry vegetables. :) :)

    you don’t know ppl like :

    أبو القاسم الإنطاكي
    ابن المجوسي
    ابن سفر
    ابن أبي أصيبعة
    أبو القاسم الزهراوي
    ابن مسعود
    ابن سقلاب
    ابن باجه
    أبو القاسم المجريطي
    ابن المقشر
    ابن سمجون
    ابن البرغوث
    أبو كامل الحاسب
    ابن ملكا
    ابن السمح
    ابن البطريق
    أبو معشر البلخي
    ابن مندويه
    ابن سمعون
    ابن بطلان
    أبو النصر التكريتي
    ابن مهند
    ابن سيده
    ابن البناء
    أحمد بن السراج
    ابن النفيس
    ابن سينا
    ابن البيطار
    الإدريسي
    ابن الهائم
    ابن الشاطر
    ابن التلميذ
    الاصطرخي
    ابن الهيثم
    ابن الصباغ
    ابن توما
    البتاني
    ابن وحشية
    ابن صغير
    ابن الجزار
    البغدادي
    ابن يونس
    ابن الصفار
    ابن جزلة
    البوزجاني
    أبو بكر بن أبي عيسى
    ابن الصلاح
    ابن جلجل
    البيروني
    أبو جعفر الخازن
    ابن الصوري
    ابن الخطيب
    ثابت بن قرة
    أبو الحسن بن العطار
    ابن عراق
    ابن الخوام
    الحموي
    أبو الحكم الدمشقي
    ابن العطار
    ابن الخياط
    الخازن
    أبو الخير الإشبيلي
    ابن العوام
    ابن دينا
    الخوارزمي
    أبو الرشيد الرازي
    ابن القس
    ابن الرحبي
    الدينوري
    أبو سهل الكوهي
    ابن القف
    ابن رشد
    الزاري
    أبو عثمان الدمشقي
    ابن كشكاريا
    ابن الرومية
    الطوسي
    أبو علي الخياط
    ابن اللجائي
    ابن زهر
    القزويني
    أبو الفرج اليبرودي
    ابن ماسويه
    ابن السراج
    المجريطي
    أبو الفضل الحارثي
    ابن المجدي
    ابن سعد

    those r the biggest scientists on the world ,n u have to say thanks for them, but before that say thanks to ur countries orientalists
    who stole this culture and this big work,

    u don’t know that the war plans of the caliph “Khalid bin Al Waled” (that was abt 1500 years ago)
    is being taught in ur universities and colleges ,

    u all ppl, i advice u to have a look around u ,be a little logical ,i don’t have to tell u abt islam, it’s my religion and i’m proud of it, n i’m proud by seeing 1 thousand ppl revert into islam monthly,n i’m proud we have 1 holy book, (no copies, no version) it’s the same in all the world,n i’m proud we have only 1 god “Allah”(who has no son,no wife, no relatives) no trinity, u guys have to make ur decision, n look in opened eyes,

    pls look for ur bishop “Yusuf Estes” in you tube, i hope u listen carefully,he used his mind (thinking), u have to think also,

    peace,

    Kommentar af LeoNazdo — 20 maj 2008 @ 23:44

  139. c this if u dare !!

    Kommentar af LEO — 20 maj 2008 @ 23:50

  140. MAKE PEACE=DESTROY DENMARK!=
    give peace a chance.
    Let’s stop whole Denmark !
    Thank Al qAEDA! cartoonists are screwed-
    danes = nazi
    You fucking danes are a bunch of racist-
    stop danmark
    we all hate
    Kåre Bluitgen
    jyllandsposten
    JYLLANDS POSTEN
    jyllands-posten
    Claus Seidel
    Flemming Rose
    Pia Kjærsgaard
    Tøger Seidenfaden
    Peder Bundgaard
    dfu larsen
    Arne Sørensen
    Bob Katzenelson
    Anders Gravers
    Lars Refn
    Anders Fogh Rasmussen
    Kurt Westergaard
    Rasmus Sand Høyer
    Jens Julius Hansen
    Franz Füchsels
    Poul Erik Poulsen
    Erik Abild Sørensen
    Anette Carlsen
    boycott denmark!
    FUCK U DANES!
    DIE IN HELL!!!
    Danmark er lort-
    Denmark is shit.
    stop danmark –
    luderland=død
    SUPPORT al – q AEDA!
    FOREVER AGAINST DENMARK AND DANES-
    FUCK YOU DANISH NAZI PIGS!
    f..ing luderland danmark.
    LET’S STOP DENMARK!
    fuck you denmark , fuck you jyllands posten , fuck to all who support denmark.
    alle hader danmark,
    We all hate Denmark!
    give peace a chance-support al q aeda-stop debnmark!
    no lego-
    no arla!
    Boycott
    A LIST OF DANISH PRODUCTS
    Arla
    Brands
    Rosenborg
    Lurpak
    Dofino
    Denmark’s Finest
    Mediterra
    Danish Crown
    Emborg
    Beautiful Denmark
    Famous Dane
    Danish Bacon
    Thor Fish
    Danisco
    Toms
    LAgermann
    Galle & Jessen
    Ingeborgs Chocolate
    Tuborg Beer
    Carlsberg Beer
    Aalborg Aquavit
    Danish Distillers
    Novo
    B&O (Bang & Olufsen)
    Cilo
    Dali
    DynAudio
    Eltax
    Jamo
    Tangent
    Vifa
    Prince
    H2O
    Hummel
    Per Reumert
    Munthe plus Simonsen
    Bruuns Bazaar
    IC Companies
    In Wear
    Matinique
    Noa Noa
    Sand
    Ecco
    Jaco
    Dansko
    EarMaster
    Lego
    Fritz Hansen
    B & G Porcelain
    Georg Jensen
    HTH- kitchen
    Morsoe
    Lindberg
    PH-lamps
    Pipes
    Raadvad
    Royal Copenhagen
    Royal Danish Porcelain
    Skagen
    Stelton
    Trip Trap
    Vesta
    Other:
    Danish Yarn
    Nexo Fireplaces
    Nilfisk
    Watco Danish Furniture Oil
    Leitech
    Grund Foss
    Dan Foss
    GN
    * Arla Foods
    * Danish meat
    * Carlsberg
    * Tuborg
    * Suntop
    * Puck
    * 3 Cows
    * Dano
    * Bang & Olufsen
    * K.I.S.S.
    * Stelton
    * Alfi
    * Rosendahl
    * Louis Poulsen
    * Skagen Watches
    * Danish Furniture Online
    * Piet Hein – Fritz Hansen
    * Arne Jacobsen
    * Toms
    * Galle & Jessen
    * Stimorol
    * Prince
    * Novo Nordisk
    * H2O
    * Jysk
    * Hummel
    * Ecco
    * Jaco
    * Inwear
    * Matinique
    * Maersk Sealand
    DANISH PORN
    * Aqua – pop group (Barbie Girl)
    DAD
    X-Yachts
    forever against danes!
    stop danes all over the world!
    LET’S STOP DENMARK!
    fuck you denmark , fuck you jyllands posten , fuck to all who support denmark.
    alle hader danmark,
    We all hate Denmark
    YOU DANISH NAZI PIGS! f..ing luderland danmark.
    =hoorland denmark
    LET’S STOP DENMARK all over the world!
    Stop danish racist monarchy!!
    STOP DEADLY DANES!

    Kommentar af MAKE PEACE=DESTROY DENMARK!= — 9 juli 2008 @ 22:20

  141. Go for it!

    Kommentar af ManInBurka© — 9 juli 2008 @ 23:10

  142. первый пост – жесть

    Kommentar af Morruchturb — 2 april 2009 @ 19:28

  143. *-O)):~{> damn it dosnt work

    Kommentar af dylan aledo — 2 april 2010 @ 15:34

  144. (((:~O£ Almost number two!

    Kommentar af Axel — 2 maj 2010 @ 18:31

  145. [...] Prophet Muhammad. I did, however, post on Twitter a Tweet, with a Muhammad smiley that I snurched from here. They have a large collection of Muhammad emoticons, though they get somewhat silly and stupid the [...]

    Pingback af On Draw Muhammad Day : Allyn Gibson — 20 maj 2010 @ 13:43

  146. Angry Mohammad = (( }8-q>

    Kommentar af Don — 26 maj 2010 @ 09:36

  147. Mohhammad ( PBUH = Peanut Butter Upon Him / Piss Be Upon Him / Place Becon Upon Him)… hee hee hee

    Kommentar af Don — 26 maj 2010 @ 09:39

  148. ‘The Last Supper of Zombie Jesus’ cracks me up.
    Hi there, welcome to the 21st century. One flying car please.

    Kommentar af BillB — 28 maj 2010 @ 05:26

  149. thanks for your trick

    Kommentar af saving money — 27 juni 2010 @ 07:43

  150. OK, am I Michelangelo?:
    Mohammed hungry (((:~{>…

    Mohammed is a vampire (((:~{I=

    Mohammed is a vampire and hungry (((:~{I=…

    Mohammed dressed up as Osama bin Laden dressed up as Mohammed on Halloween (((:~{>

    Mohammed in jail ((###

    Gorge Bush sit down on Mohammed 3(((:~{>

    Jesus sit down on Mohammed O3(((:~{>

    Kommentar af racio — 23 januar 2011 @ 17:44

  151. Another one:
    Vampir-Mohammed’s tooth has broken (((:~{L

    Vampir-Mohammed’s tooth has broken, but Mohammed still hungry (((:~{L…

    Mohammed in rainy weather 3:::::(((:~{>

    The lightning strikes in Mohammed from a cloud 3Z(((8~|o>

    Mohammed holds a bomb by his teeth (((:~{Q>

    Mohammed in white paranja [:]

    Playful Mohammed in white paranja [;]

    Egyptian god Ra O))(:~{>

    Kommentar af racio — 26 januar 2011 @ 17:16

  152. After reading all the comments on this specific subject, that have started in 2006, I think that we can clearly come to a consensus that the west, will firmly react to this extremism. By west, I mean the most advanced intellectual civillization. Therefore, There is no need to propagate hate comments that bring about naïve responses on both sides.

    However, we cannot let are guard down, since this threat that was weaker before 9/11, was in fact a result of our negligence and our conviction that politically correct capitalism was not only to be implied in economics but diplomacy aswell, horrible mistake.

    Goverments have became more aware and reactive to these threats on humanity; such as terrorism, climate change, human rights, but it still lags behind in the question of religion, which is the source of all these arguable violations.

    In any case, To wish any death to anyone who is within the realm of reason and truth is abominable madness and should be supressed to the point of non-existence.

    The US and Nato forces are working very hard to protect our school of thought which is at the forfront of the modern world by trying to stop the leak that is Extreme islam before it overflows from the bucket which is unfortuantly full.

    They are moving through Afganistan to Pakistan to help the goverment that is in dire need, they will assure that all newly elected goverments in the middle east and north afriaca will be democratic and atheist based. And hopefully this struggle to keep civillization on its feet will be no more, and at that point we will be able to enjoy freely the fruits that the futur growth will bring to our planet.

    To conclude, the farces are enjoyable like any other, to laugh at ones self is to be extremely secure and confident within and to react in denial shows a flawed mind who is ill.

    Islam is an illness as any other religion or cult, but extremism in Islam is by far the worst of all mental illnesses, comparable to a psycopath on crystal meth.

    Kommentar af Overview comment — 3 marts 2011 @ 04:06

  153. So lets enjoy the jokes!

    Kommentar af Overview comment — 3 marts 2011 @ 04:07

  154. Yeah, let’s bash something we don’t understand based on gut feelings instead of facts.

    The morons posting emotes and other poorly written diatribes (you guys even sound like your ages) don’t even merit a reply. The claims of the west being the superior civilization but you folks sound as uneducated as the oppressed masses you claim to despise. They live in third world countries under repressive regimes knowing no better and raised in a poisoned atmosphere of hate; you grew up in the lap of (relative) luxury and yet you STILL don’t know how to use your brains. What’s YOUR excuse? Yeah, didn’t think so.

    There’s plenty of entertainment out there for the mature adult. Poorly drawn hate propaganda “cartoons” are for juveniles with a sub-average IQ.

    Kommentar af finnish — 15 marts 2011 @ 09:22

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    Kommentar af Wuppertal24 — 29 november 2011 @ 11:50

  159. This is one of the most ignorantly offensive blogs i have ever come across. It plain irks and frustrates me that i share the same atmosphere as the swine who actually blogs this stuff. Whether you believe in religion or not, plain human decency dictates that you respect other people’s beliefs. Mocking their religion is not only a provocative action but also solid proof that your parents have failed severely in your upbringing. Be sure that whatever you mock will come back to you tenfold in this lifetime and the next. If i were you i would not only be crossing my fingers that there is no afterlife, if i were you i would be crossing my limbs and even my torso is possible.

    Kommentar af Memento Mori — 13 december 2011 @ 22:01

  160. LOL, you religious nutters are all the same. First you take offends then you which us all in hell – Rofl, and you cant even see the irony.

    If you don’t like it in here, go blow your self up or suck on an exhaust pipe.

    Kommentar af Santor — 14 december 2011 @ 02:11

  161. Denne post har altid været kilde til sjove kommentarer :D

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  162. Nice Blog, best greetings from germany :)

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  164. [...] på at denne problemstillingen får normale folk til å forlate all sunn fornuft. Det finnes nemlig en side med emotikons (altså smilies) av Muhammed. Siden er åpen for kommentarer. Kommentar nummer to lyder [...]

    Pingback af Ytringsfrihet er et unntak i verdenshistorien | Forlagsliv — 20 september 2012 @ 14:33

  165. [...] på at denne problemstillingen får normale folk til å forlate all sunn fornuft. Det finnes nemlig en side med emotikons (altså smilies) av Muhammed. Siden er åpen for kommentarer. Kommentar nummer to lyder [...]

    Pingback af For riket er ditt » Ytringsfrihet er et unntak i verdenshistorien — 20 september 2012 @ 15:50

  166. I do not leave a response, however after looking at a few of the remarks on Muhammed Smileys/Frowneys – keep em commin :-)
    – Jetzt gibt es auch Mohammed-Smileys/Frowneys Hodjanernes Blog.
    I do have 2 questions for you if you do not mind. Could it
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    -P And, if you are posting on other sites, I’d like to keep up with you. Could you post a list of the complete urls of all your social pages like your linkedin profile, Facebook page or twitter feed?

    Kommentar af Joel — 19 december 2012 @ 20:41

  167. the last picture, hahahaha. Very nice!

    Kommentar af Autoankauf Dortmund — 28 december 2012 @ 08:38

  168. borat borat haha

    Kommentar af Tim — 31 december 2012 @ 10:53

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  170. hahahahaha hammer

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  171. so funny

    Kommentar af Ute — 8 januar 2013 @ 06:53

  172. muhammed – greatest name ever

    Kommentar af Ulli — 10 januar 2013 @ 09:43

    • Yup, allah var en bøsserøv og mohamme var hans bitch.

      Kommentar af Santor — 10 januar 2013 @ 10:32

  173. thats really funny .

    Kommentar af Rolf — 10 januar 2013 @ 14:00

  174. hahahaha LOL XD rofl

    Kommentar af Frank — 11 januar 2013 @ 11:42

  175. Finde die Smileys richtig zum weg lachen!

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  176. witzig haha

    Kommentar af Otto — 22 januar 2013 @ 11:47

  177. Lustig :D

    Kommentar af Jörg — 23 januar 2013 @ 11:15

  178. Danke für die tollen Smileys!

    Kommentar af Mike — 24 januar 2013 @ 09:00

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  184. Surah Al-Fatiha
    In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful (1)
    Praise be to Allah, Lord of the Worlds, (2) The Beneficent, the Merciful. (3) Owner of the Day of Judgment, (4) Thee (alone) we worship; Thee (alone) we ask for help. (5) Show us the straight path, (6) The path of those whom Thou hast favoured. Not (the path) of those who earn Thine anger nor of those who go astray. (7)

    Surah Maryam
    In the name of Allah, the Beneficent, the Merciful
    Kaf. Ha. Ya. A’in. Sad. (1) A mention of the mercy of thy Lord unto His servant Zachariah. (2) When he cried unto his Lord a cry in secret, (3) Saying: My Lord! Lo! the bones of me wax feeble and my head is shining with grey hair, and I have never been unblest in prayer to Thee, my Lord. (4) Lo! I fear my kinsfolk after me, since my wife is barren. Oh, give me from Thy presence a successor (5) Who shall inherit of me and inherit (also) of the house of Jacob. And make him, my Lord, acceptable (unto Thee). (6) (It was said unto him): O Zachariah! Lo! We bring thee tidings of a son whose name is John; we have given the same name to none before (him). (7) He said: My Lord! How can I have a son when my wife is barren and I have reached infirm old age? (8) He said: So (it will be). Thy Lord saith: It is easy for Me, even as I created thee before, when thou wast naught. (9) He said: My Lord! Appoint for me some token. He said: Thy token is that thou, with no bodily defect, shalt not speak unto mankind three nights. (10) Then he came forth unto his people from the sanctuary, and signified to them: Glorify your Lord at break of day and fall of night. (11) (And it was said unto his son): O John! Hold fast the Scripture. And we gave him wisdom when a child, (12) And compassion from Our presence, and purity; and he was devout, (13) And dutiful toward his parents. And he was not arrogant, rebellious. (14) Peace on him the day he was born, and the day he dieth and the day he shall be raised alive! (15) And make mention of Mary in the Scripture, when she had withdrawn from her people to a chamber looking East, (16) And had chosen seclusion from them. Then We sent unto her Our Spirit and it assumed for her the likeness of a perfect man. (17) She said: Lo! I seek refuge in the Beneficent One from thee, if thou art God-fearing. (18) He said: I am only a messenger of thy Lord, that I may bestow on thee a faultless son. (19) She said: How can I have a son when no mortal hath touched me, neither have I been unchaste? (20) He said: So (it will be). Thy Lord saith: It is easy for Me. And (it will be) that We may make of him a Revelation for mankind and a mercy from Us, and it is a thing ordained. (21) And she conceived him, and she withdrew with him to a far place. (22) And the pangs of childbirth drove her unto the trunk of the palm-tree. She said: Oh, would that I had died ere this and had become a thing of naught, forgotten! (23) Then (one) cried unto her from below her, saying: Grieve not! Thy Lord hath placed a rivulet beneath thee, (24) And shake the trunk of the palm-tree toward thee, thou wilt cause ripe dates to fall upon thee. (25) So eat and drink and be consoled. And if thou meetest any mortal, say: Lo! I have vowed a fast unto the Beneficent, and may not speak this day to any mortal. (26) Then she brought him to her own folk, carrying him. They said: O Mary! Thou hast come with an amazing thing. (27) O sister of Aaron! Thy father was not a wicked man nor was thy mother a harlot. (28) Then she pointed to him. They said: How can we talk to one who is in the cradle, a young boy? (29) He spake: Lo! I am the slave of Allah. He hath given me the Scripture and hath appointed me a Prophet, (30) And hath made me blessed wheresoever I may be, and hath enjoined upon me prayer and almsgiving so long as I remain alive, (31) And (hath made me) dutiful toward her who bore me, and hath not made me arrogant, unblest. (32) Peace on me the day I was born, and the day I die, and the day I shall be raised alive! (33) Such was Jesus, son of Mary: (this is) a statement of the truth concerning which they doubt. (34) It befitteth not (the Majesty of) Allah that He should take unto Himself a son. Glory be to Him! When He decreeth a thing, He saith unto it only: Be! and it is. (35) And lo! Allah is my Lord and your Lord. So serve Him. That is the right path. (36) The sects among them differ: but woe unto the disbelievers from the meeting of an awful Day. (37) How well they hear and see and hear them on the Day they come unto Us! yet the evil-doers are to-day in error manifest. (38) And warn them of the Day of anguish when the case hath been decided. Now they are in a state of carelessness, and they believe not. (39) Lo! We Only, We inherit the earth and all who are thereon, and unto Us they are returned. (40) And make mention (O Muhammad) in the Scripture of Abraham. Lo! he was a saint, a prophet. (41) When he said unto his father: O my father! Why worshippest thou that which heareth not nor seeth, nor can in aught avail thee? (42) O my father! Lo! there hath come unto me of knowledge that which came not unto thee. So follow me, and I will lead thee on a right path. (43) O my father! Serve not the devil. Lo! the devil is a rebel unto the Beneficent. (44) O my father! Lo! I fear lest a punishment from the Beneficent overtake thee so that thou become a comrade of the devil. (45) He said: Rejectest thou my gods, O Abraham? If thou cease not, I shall surely stone thee. Depart from me a long while! (46) He said: Peace be unto thee! I shall ask forgiveness of my Lord for thee. Lo! He was ever gracious unto me. (47) I shall withdraw from you and that unto which ye pray beside Allah, and I shall pray unto my Lord. It may be that, in prayer unto my Lord, I shall not be unblest. (48) So, when he had withdrawn from them and that which they were worshipping beside Allah, We gave him Isaac and Jacob. Each of them We made a prophet. (49) And we gave them of Our mercy, and assigned to them a high and true renown. (50) And make mention in the Scripture of Moses. Lo! he was chosen, and he was a messenger (of Allah), a prophet. (51) We called him from the right slope of the Mount, and brought him nigh in communion. (52) And We bestowed upon him of Our mercy his brother Aaron, a prophet (likewise). (53) And make mention in the Scripture of Ishmael. Lo! he was a keeper of his promise, and he was a messenger (of Allah), a prophet. (54) He enjoined upon his people worship and almsgiving, and was acceptable in the sight of his Lord. (55) And make mention in the Scripture of Idris. Lo! he was a saint, a prophet; (56) And We raised him to high station. (57) These are they unto whom Allah showed favour from among the prophets, of the seed of Adam and of those whom We carried (in the ship) with Noah, and of the seed of Abraham and Israel, and from among those whom We guided and chose. When the revelations of the Beneficent were recited unto them, they fell down, adoring and weeping. (58) Now there hath succeeded them a later generation whom have ruined worship and have followed lusts. But they will meet deception. (59) Save him who shall repent and believe and do right. Such will enter the Garden, and they will not be wronged in aught – (60) Gardens of Eden, which the Beneficent hath promised to His slaves in the unseen. Lo! His promise is ever sure of fulfilment – (61) They hear therein no idle talk, but only Peace; and therein they have food for morn and evening. (62) Such is the Garden which We cause the devout among Our bondmen to inherit. (63) We (angels) come not down save by commandment of thy Lord. Unto Him belongeth all that is before us and all that is behind us and all that is between those two, and thy Lord was never forgetful – (64) Lord of the heavens and the earth and all that is between them! Therefor, worship thou Him and be thou steadfast in His service. Knowest thou one that can be named along with Him? (65) And man saith: When I am dead, shall I forsooth be brought forth alive? (66) Doth not man remember that We created him before, when he was naught? (67) And, by thy Lord, verily We shall assemble them and the devils, then We shall bring them, crouching, around hell. (68) Then We shall pluck out from every sect whichever of them was most stubborn in rebellion to the Beneficent. (69) And surely We are best aware of those most worthy to be burned therein. (70) There is not one of you but shall approach it. That is a fixed ordinance of thy Lord. (71) Then We shall rescue those who kept from evil, and leave the evil-doers crouching there. (72) And when Our clear revelations are recited unto them, those who disbelieve say unto those who believe: Which of the two parties (yours or ours) is better in position, and more imposing as an army? (73) How many a generation have We destroyed before them, who were more imposing in respect of gear and outward seeming! (74) Say: As for him who is in error, the Beneficent will verily prolong his span of life until, when they behold that which they were promised, whether it be punishment (in the world), or the Hour (of doom), they will know who is worse in position and who is weaker as an army. (75) Allah increaseth in right guidance those who walk aright, and the good deeds which endure are better in thy Lord’s sight for reward, and better for resort. (76) Hast thou seen him who disbelieveth in Our revelations and saith: Assuredly I shall be given wealth and children? (77) Hath he perused the Unseen, or hath he made a pact with the Beneficent? (78) Nay, but We shall record that which he saith and prolong for him a span of torment. (79) And We shall inherit from him that whereof he spake, and he will come unto Us, alone (without his wealth and children). (80) And they have chosen (other) gods beside Allah that they may be a power for them. (81) Nay, but they will deny their worship of them, and become opponents unto them. (82) Seest thou not that We have set the devils on the disbelievers to confound them with confusion? (83) So make no haste against them (O Muhammad). We do but count out unto them a number (of days). (84) On the day when We shall gather the righteous unto the Beneficent, a goodly company. (85) And drive the guilty unto Hell, a weary herd, (86) They will have no power of intercession, save him who hath made a covenant with his Lord. (87) And they say: The Beneficent hath taken unto Himself a son. (88) Assuredly ye utter a disastrous thing (89) Whereby almost the heavens are torn, and the earth is split asunder and the mountains fall in ruins, (90) That ye ascribe unto the Beneficent a son, (91) When it is not meet for (the Majesty of) the Beneficent that He should choose a son. (92) There is none in the heavens and the earth but cometh unto the Beneficent as a slave. (93) Verily He knoweth them and numbereth them with (right) numbering. (94) And each one of them will come unto Him on the Day of Resurrection, alone. (95) Lo! those who believe and do good works, the Beneficent will appoint for them love. (96) And We make (this Scripture) easy in thy tongue, (O Muhammad) only that thou mayst bear good tidings therewith unto those who ward off (evil), and warn therewith the froward folk. (97) And how many a generation before them have We destroyed! Canst thou (Muhammad) see a single man of them, or hear from them the slightest sound? (98)

    Kommentar af mohamad el lahib — 28 juni 2014 @ 10:41

  185. لا اله الا الله وحده نصر عبده وهزم الاحزاب وحده

    Kommentar af mohamad el lahib — 28 juni 2014 @ 10:46


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