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20 april 2016

Introducing ‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’ – £1000 prize to be won

Nobody should be surprised that Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has instituted effective blasphemy laws to defend himself from criticism in Turkey.

But many of us had assumed that these lèse-majesté laws would not yet be put in place inside Europe.  At least not until David Cameron succeeds in his long-held ambition to bring Turkey fully into the EU. Yet here we are.  Erdogan’s rule now already extends to Europe.

At the end of last month, during a late-night comedy programme, a young German comedian called Jan Böhmermann included a poem that was rude about Erdogan.  Incidentally the point of Mr Böhmermann’s skit was to highlight the obscenity of Turkey already trying to censor satire in Germany.

What happened next happened in swift order.  First of all the Turks complained to their German counterparts.  Within a few days the programme had been pulled.  A few more days and it was whitewashed out of existence altogether.  In the meantime Mr Böhmermann himself was forced to go under police protection.  The worst blow then came late last week when Chancellor Merkel allowed the prosecution of Mr Böhmermann to go ahead in Germany.The fact such a trial could even be contemplated demonstrates that Germany is becoming little more than a satrapy of Erdogan’s.

Well I’m a free-born British man, and we don’t live under the blasphemy laws of such despots.  So in honour of this fact I have spent the weekend writing rude limericks about Mr Erdogan.  And I would hereby like to invite all readers to join me in a grand Erdogan limerick competition.  That isn’t to say that entries which come in the form of Iambic pentameters, or heroic couplets will be completely discounted.  I think a work in the Homeric mode, for example, about the smallness of Erdogan’s manhood could (if suitably disgusting) stand some chance of winning.  But I recommend limericks because almost everything insulting that is worth saying can usually be included within the five lines of that beautiful and delicate form.

I would also like to stress that the aim of the competition is to be as filthy and insulting as possible about Recep Erdogan.  Rhymes with some political point might be considered, but will inevitably take second-place to works which mull (for example) solely on President Erdogan’s reputed fondness for goats or his notorious untrustworthiness in the vicinity of any public zoo.

The limerick that follows is my best shot so far.  But I am happy to report that there are many available rhymes and sexual positions which are still in my jotting pad and remain unused.  I should like to reiterate that limericks will be excluded from consideration from the top prize if they are (a) not obscene or (b) non-defamatory.  I do not want to have to, Vizier-like, proclaim my own poem the winner.  Anyhow, here’s mine:

Recep Erdogan is the Turk’ll

Never tire of rim-jobs from his circle

Yet his chief-est delight

(Now Khilafa’s in sight)

Are the felchings he gets from Frau Merkel

Anyway – see if you can do any better. Please submit all entries to theeditor@spectator.co.uk, under the heading ‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’.  The winning poem will be announced by 23 June.  Because we may not be able to announce it after that point.

Update: A generous reader, who shares the Spectator’s belief in the freedom of speech, is offering a £1000 prize for the best limerick. We’ve had some great entries so far, please keep them coming.

Douglas Murray i The Spectator

6 april 2016

Halal challenge

Filed under: Dyremishandling, EURABIA, Grisobarium, Halal, Islam, Islamisering, Tyskland — Hodja @ 20:52

Aktivister er begyndt at lægge svinekød ved siden af halal kød i kølediskene i Tyske supermarkeder under mottoet ‘Hala challenge er dyrebeskyttelse.’

11 marts 2016

German politicians campaign to make pork mandatory in public canteens after sausages and bacon were removed ‘to prevent offending Muslims’

German politicians claim pork taken off menus ‘for religious reasons’

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„Niemand muss Döner essen“ Schweinske-Plakat sorgt für Aufregung

23 februar 2016

Den hollandske grisemand Ed hos PEGIDA i Dresden

Berlin. In immer mehr deutschen Kindertagesstätten und Schulen wird Schweinefleisch vom Speiseplan verbannt. Grund ist die stetig wachsende Zahl muslimischer Kinder in Deutschland.

Du kan købe en Svinehue her.

VARKENSMUTS

Og her.

21 februar 2016

Mand i Holland arresteret for at bære en “svinehue”

Og der var ikke en muslim i nærheden

Alligevel besluttede meningspolitiet at gribe ind , for det kunne jo fornærme nogen …

Ynkeligt at se , hvordan politiet blander sig i ytringsfriheden!

Det er på høje tid Geert Wilders får magten !

Taget herfra

12 februar 2016

Muhammed: Den hvide ejer af sorte slaver

Many people who don’t read the Muslim sources assume that Muhammad was dark-skinned.

However, according to Islam’s most trusted sources, Muhammad was white. These same sources show that Muhammad also owned black slaves. How can we reconcile these facts with the spread of Islam among African-Americans in recent decades? David Wood discusses the issue.

29 januar 2016

Lidegaards Logik

28 januar 2016

Hollande nekter å droppe vinen – middag med Rouhani avlyst

Filed under: Frankrig, Grisobarium, Halal, Islam, Uran — Tags: , , — Hodja @ 14:48

Mens italienske myndigheter dekket til nakne statuer da den iranske presidenten Hassan Rouhani kom på besøk, nekter François Hollande å sette bort den franske vinen når Rouhani ankommer Paris.

Ifølge den franske TV-kanalen RTL ba han derfor av religiøse grunner om at man skulle droppe alkohol i den planlagte middagen med François Hollande.

Der gikk imidlertid grensen for Frankrike. Ønsket om å kutte den franske rødvinen fra menyen, ble avvist.

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Nu de er i gang, kunne franskmændene så lige så godt sætte svinekød på menuen.

23 januar 2016

Så mörkas sexövergrepp av Expressen & regeringen

Har Expressen och dess filial i Malmö, Kvällsposten, mörkat sanningen om massövergrepp på tjejer?

Granskning Sverige intervjuar Anna, ett offer från housefestivalen Big Slap i Malmö 2015, som berättar om hur hon blev omringad av flera män som försökte dra in henne i skogen, samtidigt som hon rånades. En okänd tjej, “som pratade skånska”, gav sig modigt på männen och räddade den berusade Anna från att bli utsatt för ännu grövre övergrepp.
Kvällsposten blev tipsade om händelsen och fick numret till flera offer av toppmeriterade fotografen Freddy Mardell. Intresset var dock så svalt att Freddy nästan glömde av händelsen och de bilder han tagit. Efter de uppslitande massövergreppen i Köln och Kalmar på nyår, publicerade istället Granskning Sverige Freddy Mardells bilder och vittnesmål.

När Granskning Sveriges Johan Andersson ringer Kvällspostens chef Susanne Lindén, för att fråga varför hon inte tog emot bilderna och vittnesmålet, blir hon helt vansinnig.
Ilskan gör att Granskning Sverige börjar rota i denna historia.
Granskning Sverige kan avslöja hur samhället lyckats få tjejer att undvika att anmäla övergreppen. Genom att polisen inte tog emot anmälningar om sexövergrepp på plats, kan polisen hävda att de inte fått in några anmälningar och Kvällsposten kan i sin tur hävda att de inte vet något eftersom ingen polisanmält.

Avslöjandet väcker två enormt stora frågor.
1 Är det så det går till när man säger att brottsligheten minskat? Polisen försvårar för folk att anmäla!

2 Vad hände med etablissemangets devis om att sexualbrottsligheten var lika stor förr, det är bara det att fler anmäler idag?
I Malmö var det ingen tjej som anmälde övergreppen eftersom polisen vägrade att ta emot anmälningarna på plats.

Polisen ligger under den socialdemokratiska regeringen. Regeringen,tillsammans med familjen Bonnier, försöker beskriva sig själva som sanningssägare. Alla andra är konspirationsteoretiker och mytspridare. Granskning Sverige kan avslöja hur fult etablissemanget använder språket för att ljuga folk rakt upp i ansiktet.

Känner du någon som var med på festivalen Big Slap i Malmö. Hör av dig till Granskning Sverige. Historien som nu följer visar ett samhälle och en media som totalt förlorat sin värdighet och i princip gett upp.

22 januar 2016

Lidt inspiration til week-enden

Filed under: Grisobarium — Hodja @ 08:30

18 januar 2016

Løgnepressen: Die Welt svindler med ‘falske’ fotos af ofre for seksuelle overgreb

Die Zeitung “Die Welt” versucht in einem Artikel mit der Überschrift “Fake-Fotos gaukeln Übergriffe auf Frauen vor”, Sex-Attacken von Migranten herunterzuspielen, indem Fotos von Opfern sexueller Gewalt als Fälschungen enttarnt werden sollen.

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Der Trick: Die Zeitung bezeichnet Symbolfotos von sexuellen Übergriffen als “Fakes”. Und ein weiteres “Fake-Foto” ist in Wirklichkeit echt und zeigt ein blutüberströmtes Mädchen, nachdem sie von vier Somaliern brutal misshandelt wurde.

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Gad vide hvilken smag kvindelige journalister har i munden?

Læs iøvrigt her om, hvordan man allerede kendte fænomenet med muslimske indvandrereres seksuelle trakassering af kvinder i Frankrig i 1964.

 

8 januar 2016

Charlie Hebdo one year later: Is Muslim violence the new normal?

Forfatter genoptrykker Muhammed-tegninger: Jeg vil ikke skræmmes til tavshed

Det er den norske journalist og forfatter Vebjørn Selbekk, der i sin nye bog ‘Frygtens Magt – Frihed eller tavshed i terrorens tid’ genoptrykker de tolv karikaturtegninger.

Selbekk er chefredaktør for det indvandrekritiske medie Dagen og har de seneste ti år levet under skærpede sikkerhedshensyn, fordi han i 2006 bragte Muhammed-tegningerne i avisen.

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3 januar 2016

10 år senere – muslimerne brænder stadig ambassader af

For 10 år siden brændte de Skandinaviske ambassader og flag af

I dag sidder de måske som “flygtninge” i Skandinavien?

SYRIA PROPHET DRAWING

Thousands of angry Syrian demonstrators storm the Danish Embassy in Damascus, Syria on Saturday, Feb. 4, 2006 and set fire to the embassy building in protest of offensive caricatures of Islam’s prophet. The building also houses the embassies of Chile and Sweden. (AP Photo Bassem Tellawi).

For 10 år siden:

Flere hundrede syriske demonstranter brændte i går den danske, svenske og norske ambassade i Damaskus ned i protest mod Jyllands-Postens Muhammed-tegninger. Syrisk politi så passivt til, mens ambassaderne blev stormet, bekræfter øjenvidner.

Demonstranterne stormede den danske ambassade i går eftermiddag og smed møbler og papirer ud af vinduerne, mens der blev sat ild på bygningen. Også Det Danske Institut i hjertet af den gamle by i Damaskus blev evakueret i går eftermiddag.

»Med vores blod og sjæl vil vi forsvare dig, oh profe,t« råbte demonstranterne taktfast, mens tyk sort røg steg op fra ambassadebygningen.

Lederen af Det Danske Institut i Damaskus, Jørgen S. Nielsen, siger, at »Danmark har fået et ry i Mellemøsten, der ikke er til at komme af med i mange, mange år«.

Der skulle altså ikke gå mere end 9 år før selvsamme syrere m. fl. strømmer til Skandinavien i 100.000-vis. Har de nogensinde betalt for de skader de forvoldte?

2 januar 2016

Mullah Krekar giver de svar om islam som politikerne ikke vil høre

1 januar 2016

FBI efterlyser enormt farlig forbryder

Filed under: Grisobarium, Islam, Kriminalitet, Moske, Minaret, Politi, USA/Canada — Tags: , — Hodja @ 23:30

FBI Offers Reward in Vandalism of Local Mosque

The FBI Las Vegas Division is offering a reward of up to $5,000 for information leading to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for vandalism committed at the Masjid-e-Tawheed mosque located at 6180 W. Viking Road in Las Vegas, Nevada, 89103.

On the morning of December 27, 2015, at approximately 3:15 a.m., a white male was observed desecrating a local mosque by placing raw bacon on the various door handles of entrances to the mosque. The subject was observed wearing a dark blue hat, jacket, and black framed glasses. The subject appears to have black or dark brown hair with long thin sideburns.

At the time of the incident the mosque was unoccupied. No injuries or physical damage occurred to the mosque. Due to the nature of the crime, the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police notified the FBI, which is investigating the matter as a possible hate crime.

Anyone with information is urged to call the FBI in Las Vegas at (702) 385-1281 or, to remain anonymous, call Crime Stoppers at (702) 385-5555 or visit http://www.crimestoppersofnv.com. Tips directly leading to an arrest or an indictment processed through Crime Stoppers may result in a cash reward.

Fra FBI

8 december 2015

Nyt våben mod islamvasorer ved Calais

The video was published by the Dutch TV Channel “Geen Stijl”.

The video was shot by a German truck driver who stood with his vehicle in a row to enter the Euro Tunnel in Calais. To his surprise the driver in front of him had found an original way to defend his truck against Muslim intruders who want to get into Britain. He did it the way people are defending themselves against Vampires …Only instead of strings of garlic he hanged all around his truck parts of pork. This “Magic Tool” works even better than the very expensive heavy Kryponiet hang locks. It guarantee that no Muslim will get inside the truck. Listen to the remarks of the German driver …It brings some fun in all the Muslim affaires.

30 oktober 2015

Konspirationsteori? – Det er jo noget vi ved!

Filed under: FN, Grisobarium, Islam — Tags: , — Hodja @ 23:52

Denne uken erklærte Verdens helseorganisasjon (WHO) at bearbeidet kjøtt, deriblant bacon og kjøttpålegg, samt rødt kjøtt er kreftfremkallende.

Before Bacon After Bacon

Dette har ikke gått konspirasjonsteoretikerne hus forbi, som hevder radikale muslimer har infiltrert og kontrollerer WHO.

Konspirasjonsteoretikerne mener å vite at bacon og pølser har blitt stemplet som helsefarlig, slik at kjøttproduktene blir forbudt på sikt, ettersom muslimer ikke spiser svin.

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13 oktober 2015

Reklame: Svinespray

Filed under: Grisobarium — Hodja @ 20:48
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