Hemmeligheden for et langt og lykkeligt liv

If you’re an aficionado of products produced from the pig – then this is the collection for you! Includes recipes for prosciutto, pancetta and speck as well as ham and bacon.

Aprilsnar er haram (forbudt)

Færre spiser gris

Norske svinebønder sliter med store lagre, salgssvikt og lave priser på svinekjøtt.

Ja det er jo den vej det går – selvom svineavlerne sikkert ikke vil se fremtiden i øjnene.

Allah Vodka

Er der gris i din fisk?

Og når du har svaret er suppen kold 🙂

Musik ist Haram…!!!! – Abu Malik (Ex Deso Dogg)

Bacon skyld i voldeligt overfald på politi

IT was a bloody brawl allegedly sparked by a hamburger with bacon.

Now 32 witnesses will be called to give evidence at a hearing about how an incorrect order allegedly led to a violent assault on two police officers at a McDonald’s in April.

Mouhamad Khaled, 23, his 20-year-old girlfriend Daphne Florence Austin and his father Walid Khaled, 53, have been charged over the brawl at the Bankstown fast food outlet.

Ifølge artiklen kom der rigeligt med peber på den baconbesmittede burger 😀

Malaysisk avis erklæret u-islamisk for at bringe svine-opskrifter i ramadanen

Vi vil da også gerne bringe en opskrift på svinekød med håbet om, at nogen vil erklære os for u-islamiske. For en sikkerheds skyld bruger vi også øl i opskriften:

Ølben:

Revelsbenene trækker i en lage med en mørk øl, en bouillonterning, laurbærblad, salt, hele peberkorn, løg og timian i adskillige timer. Benene koges i lagen til de er møre. Herefter steges de brune i smør på en pande eller på grillen.

Ølben serveres med for eksempel brunede kartofler og grønlangkål.

FDL aktioner

Muslimer skummer af raseri

Barack Hussein Obamas sikkerhedshund har et muslimsk navn.

Oy, how could they be so insensitive? The security for President Obama in India includes a military working dog named Khan (Hat Tip: Jihad Watch). Muslims in Mumbai are up in arms against a United States military sniffer dog allegedly with name tag of ‘Khan’ that has landed in the city as part of President Barack Obama security arrangements.

Tip: G.G.

Man kan ikke elske koranen OG musik

Cigaret filtre indeholder svineblod samt griseammunition

CIGARETTES may contain traces of pig’s blood, an Australian academic says with a warning that religious groups could find its undisclosed presence “very offensive”.

 

University of Sydney Professor Simon Chapman points to recent Dutch research which identified 185 different industrial uses of a pig – including the use of its haemoglobin in cigarette filters.

“The most surprising thing is the ammunition,” says Christien Meindertsma, “There is one bullet in the book, which is made by a very large ammunition producer in the United States. They use part of the pig for distributing the gunpowder into the bullet.”

Kirsten Damgaard, kulturpsykolog

Alt på en gris kan bruges – undtaget øffet 🙂

The complex workings of the global food and processing industry have ensured that it is almost impossible to avoid pig altogether.

Markedet for muslimske varer og tjenester i Norge eksploderer.

Norges 92 744 registrerte muslimer deler gudstro med en fjerdedel av jordas befolkning.

Ingen annen religion vokser like fort. Og tilhengerne av islam, ikke minst i vesten, utgjør en stadig større og mer kjøpesterk gruppe.

Internasjonalt omsetter halalmarkedet for over to billioner dollar i året, viser statistikk fra Malaysia, som er verdens stormakt på sertifisering av halalprodukter. Det er et så enormt tall at det er vanskelig å formidle på norsk: Svimlende 13 000 milliarder kroner.

Mens verdensøkonomien fortsatt er groggy etter finanskrisa, anslår tidsskriftet Halal Journal at det islamske markedet globalt vokser med nesten 20 prosent i året.

Skoledreng terroriseres af muslimer på grund af salami-sandwich

Tip: Egtvedpigen

DF: Flæskesteg og frikadeller til ældre og unge

Der skal være svinekød på menuen i alle kommuner.

Grillsæsonen 2010

Læsere af Hodjas Blog ved, at redaktionen altid er på forkanten af begivenhederne.

Så vi er selvfølgelig ved at forberede grillsæsonen 2010 med indkøb af ny hardware til redaktionslokalerne.

Her er så den ny grill:

Kan købes her – også i roterende udgave.

Tip: Universalgeniet.

BH er ikke halal

A hardline Islamist group in Somalia has begun publicly whipping women for wearing bras that they claim violate Islam as they are ‘deceptive’.

The insurgent group Al Shabaab round up any women who appear to have a firm bust.

The women are then inspected to see if the firmness is natural, or if it is the result of wearing a bra.

If they are found wearing a bra, they are ordered to remove it and shake their breasts.

Guld- og sølvtænder haram

Den islamiske gruppe al-Shabaab i Somalia trækker med tvang sølv- og guldtænder ud af munden på indbyggere i det sydlige Somalia.

Det er jo ikke første gang i historien, man hører om dette.

Fra: Der buchenwald-Report.

Gudskelov

Det hollandske justitsministerium har besluttet, at hvide mennesker alligevel godt må spise svinekød.

Kommer en muslim der dør af svineinfluenza i paradis og får 72 jomfruer?

Måske er det en vandrehistorie – men alligevel:

Once in U.S. history an episode of Islamic terrorism was very quickly stopped.

It happened in the Philippines about 1911, when Gen. John J. Pershing was in command of the garrison. There had been numerous Islamic terrorist attacks, so “Black Jack” told his boys to catch the perps and teach them a lesson.

Forced to dig their own graves, the terrorists were all tied to posts, execution style. The U.S. soldiers then brought in pigs and slaughtered them, rubbing their bullets in the blood and fat. Thus, the terrorists were terrorized; they saw that they would be contaminated with hogs’ blood. This would mean that they could not enter Heaven, even if they died as terrorist martyrs. All but one was shot, their bodies dumped into the grave, and the hog guts dumped atop the bodies. The lone survivor was allowed to escape back to the terrorist camp and tell his brethren what happened to the others. This brought a stop to terrorism in the Philippines for the next 50 years.

Pointing a gun into the face of Islamic terrorists won’t make them flinch. They welcome the chance to die for Allah. Like Gen. Perishing, we must show them that they won’t get to Muslim heaven (which they believe has an endless supply of virgins) but instead will die with the hated pigs of the devil.

I think this is a great idea……… plus it helps pork prices……..