Italienske ministerpræsidenter kan rende og hoppe…næh, fædre og onkler – det ved man hvad er.
Meget kan man sige om Silvio Berlusconi, men kedelig – det er han ikke. Så når nu danske sjovnalister har indført demokrati i hele Mellemøsten må de finde på noget andet at kloge sig på. Her kommer Silvio ind i billedet, fordi han er en gammel gris – og selv om grisebasser er haram, er de alligevel gefundenes Fressen for the gentlemen of the press, idet hans grissebasserier retter sig mod det stik modsatte køn. Altså er han pervers. Denne hans afvigende seksualitet pirrer naturligvis sjovnalisterne så meget at de helt glemmer at omtale genstanden for Silvios opvartning, nemlig den kvieøjede skønhed, Karima El Mahroug fra Marokko. Men BBC har åbenbart ansat en person, som også lider af slemme hetero-tilbøjeligheder og desårsag har set lidt nærmere på den unge dame fra Muslimien. Og hun kan berette:
BBC: “Karima El Mahroug reportedly arrived in Italy with her family from Morocco in 2003, settling in the eastern Sicilian coastal town of Letojanni. Her childhood was a difficult one, she said in an interview in January on one of the TV channels owned by Mr Berlusconi. “When I was nine years old, I was raped by two of my uncles – my father’s brothers,” she was quoted as saying. “The only person who I dared to talk to about what happened, my mother, said, ‘Keep quiet, because if your dad finds out you’re not a virgin, he’ll kill you,‘” she said. After she was raped, she said she invented a “parallel world” to block out the memories. “I told my schoolmates I had a marvellous family, and I pretended I was Wonderwoman.” But at 12, her Muslim father threw a pan of boiling oil over her after she said she wanted to become a Catholic, Miss Mahroug claimed. Other reports suggest she was known in the local town for her fiery character and for being a petty thief.”
Nå pyt – den slags uvedkommende detailler skal selvfølgelig ikke forstyrre danske sjovnalisters motto: Gå efter manden!