Hodjanernes Blog

15 februar 2006

Til Danmarks bagere

På en amerikansk blog efterlyses Dannebrogs-wienerbrød.

Ideen er hermed videregivet.

“That would be great trying to burn a flame retardant flag. Man all this talk of Denmark makes me hungry for some Danish pastries. They look so good! I wonder if they make any Denmark flag pastries?”

Junkyardblog: http://junkyardblog.net/scgi-bin/mt-tb.cgi/5382
 

Denmark is being accused of xenophobia from several sides

The criticism comes from both foreigners in foreign media, danes in Denmark and danes in foreign media.

Some of those people are stumbeling on each others feet to show their political correctness.

But Hodjas blog can assure you, that there is no xenophobia in Denmark.

Denmark has through the ages recieved, integrated and even assimilated many different people, religions and races with NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

In Denmark we are living together with the following in a absolutely peaceful, friendly and relaxed way – and NONE OF THESE makes any fuss about anything:

Norwegian, Swedish, German, British, French, Italian, Spanish, Belgian, Inuit, Luxembourgian, Hollandish, Israelis, Austrian, American, Canadian, Indian, Greek, Chinese, Vietnamese, Tamil, Indian, Australian, New Zeelanders, Ecuadorian, Russian, Polish, Ukranian, Baltic people, Chezks, Hungarian , Hawaiian, Roumanian, Schwiss, Colombian, Brasilin, Argentinian, Mexican, Nicaraguan, Ecuadorian, South African, Liechtensteiners, Fijian, Japanese, Koran, Samoanese, Tonganese, Portuguese, Slovenian, Macedonian, Chilean, Venezuelan

We have no problems with protestants, catholics, jews, huguenots, anglicans, hindu, buddhists, shintoists, taoists, konfucianists, ateists, asa-believers, satanists, vegetarians.

If you get the picture – Denmark is not xenophobic. Many of those who read this recognises the pattern, and will maybe have the same opinion. I think it is some other people, who are -phobic. And this phobia has something to do with living in countries, where they do not set the agenda. And this is, what they are desperately trying to do – aided by their politically correct comrades and useful fools.

Zukunftsvisionen GroundzeroOcean

Filed under: Islam, Muslim World, Terrorism — Hodja @ 11:58

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Fundet på:

Muddha’s PlaceMuddha’s Place

Zur Verbreitung, Darstellung und Dokumentierung des Muddhismus: http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/content/britishiraq12.wmvMuddhismus

Krieg der Kulturen – Erste Audio Mohammed Karikatur (2600)

Filed under: Islam, Muhammed Cartoons — Hodja @ 11:52

Kill More People

Die Plattform gegen Humanismus und Moral
link: http://www.kill-more-people.de/2006/02/15/krieg-der-kulturen-erste-audio-mohammed-karikatur-2600/
downloadable MP3: 2600News: http://www.2600.com/news/view/article/2543

Valentines day

Filed under: Humor, Islam, Labaner, Muslim World, No dhimmi, USA/Canada — Tags: , — Hodja @ 10:31

Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day.

“Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint and we’re Jewish,” she asks, “will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?

Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says “No, I don’t think God would get mad.
Who do you want to give a valentine to?”

“Osama Bin Laden,” she says

“Why Osama Bin Laden,” her father asks in shock

“Well,” she says, “I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.

And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot.
And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.”

Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.

“Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I’ve ever heard.”

“I know,” Melissa says, “and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could blow his ass away.”

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Kalv er helligt svar på JP-tegninger

Filed under: Islam, Muhammed Cartoons, Muslim World — Hodja @ 08:42
Egyptere strømmer til en gård, hvor der angiveligt er født en kalv, som er et helligt svar på Muhammed-tegningerne  
/ritzau/AFP – 18:24 – 13. feb. 2006  
   
 
Omkring 20.000 egyptere samlede sig mandag ved Mohammad Abu Difs lille gård i den sydegyptiske landsby Tunis for at se nærmere på en nyfødt kalv, som de mange mennesker tror er et svar fra Gud på de omstridte tegninger af profeten Muhammed, sagde politiet. 

Da tyrekalven blev født, foldede dens skind sig angiveligt på en måde, der formede ordene ‘Der er ikke andre guder end Allah’.

En politimand, der foretrak anonymitet, sagde, at der ankom mennesker til gården fra hele det sydlige guvernement Sohaq, og at de mange mennesker måtte spredes af politiet, der frygtede, at situationen kunne komme ud af kontrol.

Vidner sagde, at de mener, at kalven er ‘Allahs svar på de igangværende angreb på islam’, sagde politimanden.

Ekstra Bladet: http://ekstrabladet.dk/VisArtikel.iasp?PageID=334910

Så venter vi bare på jødernes lydefri røde kvie og Armageddon er måske nært forestående.

Se Faklen: http://www.faklen.dk/dk/debat/20040303.shtml

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Score dating Taleban mating service

Filed under: Islam, Moske, Minaret, Muhammed Cartoons, Muslim World — Hodja @ 00:43

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