Hodjanernes Blog

27 april 2017

Breaking: FBI finder beviser på at 62 millioner Trump-vælgere er russiske spioner

Anonymous sources within the FBI have revealed to The Times that they have new evidence indicating that everyone who voted for Donald Trump is an agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB).

An unknown portion of these voters may have had their minds controlled by a Russian space-beam, agents close to the investigation say.

It was determined by Puerto Rican federal judge Mizu Tomazaki that it is a crime to support Donald Trump or to post positive things about him on the internet. 9th circuit judges Weinberg, Steinman and Goldenstein upheld the ruling. Despite this, the logistics of rounding up 62 million people and locking them in prison present a difficult task to overcome.

It may also be that not every voter is a direct agent of the FSB (formerly the KGB), and some may have been under the control of a mind control beam in space.

Mere om den frygtelige sag her.

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