In Colorado, Lazarus is alive, well and doing his civic duty.
So are Dracula and the Walking Dead. At least that seems like a safe assumption after a CBS TV station in Denver aired a report of people continuing to vote despite the obstacle of no longer being alive.
Comedian Mort Sahl has explained why he plans to be buried in Chicago: “When I die, I want to still remain active politically.” It’s been said that we know Elvis is dead because he’s registered to vote here.
You need to show ID for cough medicine, cigarettes, lotto tickets, and alcohol, but ID for voting is racist.