Hodjanernes Blog

20 april 2016

Saudi Barbarien er Verdens kræftsvulst

Islamiseringen går fremad med stormskridt – men hvad beskæftiger nutidens studenter sig med?

Islamiseringen af Storbritannien

“Vi menstruerer for flygtninge”

MENSTRUATION

Det skjuler politikerne: EU-kommissær vil have 70 millioner migranter til EU

Seit 2010 gib es in der EU einen “Kommissar für Migration,” Dimitris Avramopoulos.

Seine Aufgabe ist es, in den nächsten zwanzig Jahren mehr als 70 Millionen Migranten in der EU auf zu nehmen.

Introducing ‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’ – £1000 prize to be won

Nobody should be surprised that Turkey’s President Recep Tayyip Erdogan has instituted effective blasphemy laws to defend himself from criticism in Turkey.

But many of us had assumed that these lèse-majesté laws would not yet be put in place inside Europe.  At least not until David Cameron succeeds in his long-held ambition to bring Turkey fully into the EU. Yet here we are.  Erdogan’s rule now already extends to Europe.

At the end of last month, during a late-night comedy programme, a young German comedian called Jan Böhmermann included a poem that was rude about Erdogan.  Incidentally the point of Mr Böhmermann’s skit was to highlight the obscenity of Turkey already trying to censor satire in Germany.

What happened next happened in swift order.  First of all the Turks complained to their German counterparts.  Within a few days the programme had been pulled.  A few more days and it was whitewashed out of existence altogether.  In the meantime Mr Böhmermann himself was forced to go under police protection.  The worst blow then came late last week when Chancellor Merkel allowed the prosecution of Mr Böhmermann to go ahead in Germany.The fact such a trial could even be contemplated demonstrates that Germany is becoming little more than a satrapy of Erdogan’s.

Well I’m a free-born British man, and we don’t live under the blasphemy laws of such despots.  So in honour of this fact I have spent the weekend writing rude limericks about Mr Erdogan.  And I would hereby like to invite all readers to join me in a grand Erdogan limerick competition.  That isn’t to say that entries which come in the form of Iambic pentameters, or heroic couplets will be completely discounted.  I think a work in the Homeric mode, for example, about the smallness of Erdogan’s manhood could (if suitably disgusting) stand some chance of winning.  But I recommend limericks because almost everything insulting that is worth saying can usually be included within the five lines of that beautiful and delicate form.

I would also like to stress that the aim of the competition is to be as filthy and insulting as possible about Recep Erdogan.  Rhymes with some political point might be considered, but will inevitably take second-place to works which mull (for example) solely on President Erdogan’s reputed fondness for goats or his notorious untrustworthiness in the vicinity of any public zoo.

The limerick that follows is my best shot so far.  But I am happy to report that there are many available rhymes and sexual positions which are still in my jotting pad and remain unused.  I should like to reiterate that limericks will be excluded from consideration from the top prize if they are (a) not obscene or (b) non-defamatory.  I do not want to have to, Vizier-like, proclaim my own poem the winner.  Anyhow, here’s mine:

Recep Erdogan is the Turk’ll

Never tire of rim-jobs from his circle

Yet his chief-est delight

(Now Khilafa’s in sight)

Are the felchings he gets from Frau Merkel

Anyway – see if you can do any better. Please submit all entries to theeditor@spectator.co.uk, under the heading ‘The President Erdogan Offensive Poetry Competition’.  The winning poem will be announced by 23 June.  Because we may not be able to announce it after that point.

Update: A generous reader, who shares the Spectator’s belief in the freedom of speech, is offering a £1000 prize for the best limerick. We’ve had some great entries so far, please keep them coming.

Douglas Murray i The Spectator

Anne Lise Marstrand-Jørgensen er dæmoniseringens nye dronning

Kriterierne er enkle:

Du skal dæmonisere dine politiske modstandere; du skal indirekte insinuere at det kun er dig og dine åndsfæller der elsker menneskeden; og så skal du bilde folk ind, at dine indspark er hævet over den almindelige politiske debat, og at du derfor ikke behøver at forholde dig til konsekvenserne af det, du siger.

Marstrand-Jørgensen lever op til samtlige kriterier.

Den svenske vicestatminister betegner 11 sept.2011 som en ulykke !

Åsa Romson er fra det svenske miljøparti, så viden er irrelevant …

Svensk idioti

Ca. 0:38 er det, hun kommer med sine “ulykker” …

Du husker hende måske, dengang hun vrælede for åben skærm, da virkeligheden indhentede den svenske humanitære stormagt …

Selvfølgelig var 11 september en ulykke … de 19 muslimer villa da ikke gøre sådan noget slemt med vilje ?

Jeg går ud fra at mordet på Olaf Palme også var en “ulykke” ?

Jeg går også ud fra at vi skal være glade for at hun ikke beskylder Israel for 11.september …

Hvor DUM har en svensk politiker lov til at være ? Åbenbart grænseløst dum

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Klima forandring – hvad siger videnskabsmændene ?

Filed under: Klima, Multi-kulti, TrumfEs, Videnskab — Tags: , — trumfes @ 11:32

Richard Lindzen, fra MIT fortæller på Prager University om de 3 grupperinger

Hvor får vi dog mange “fordele” med de nye “flygtninge” …

Filed under: TrumfEs — trumfes @ 11:29

Her spærrer en muslim med vilje vejen for en ambulance i Frankrig …

Ambulancefolkene burde have haft en tazer og brugt den, så han lærte at vise hensyn for andre …

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