Hodjanernes Blog

19 september 2012

Ny islamisk arbejdsulykke

Filed under: Islam, Kulturberigelse, Mangfoldighed, Martyr, Multi-kulti, Pakistan, USA/Canada — Tags: — Skjoldungen @ 18:43

Ikke kun muslimernes præmature (bombe)udløsninger sender dem op til de 72 jomfruer, også leg med tændstikker virker:

Abdullah Ismail var travlt bekæftiget med en af de rituelle afbrændinger af det amerikanske flag, men kom til at inhalere røgen. Det gik han hen og døde af. Så nu venter alle i USA spændt på at skabsmuslimen i Det Hvide Hus – Hussein Obamohammed – sender FBI afsted for at arrestere den slemme, væmmelige, islamofobe flagfabrikant…

Det er vigtigt at udfylde pensionisttilværelsen med meningsfuld foretagsomhed

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, my wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said,

‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him an “a$$hole.” He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires. So Kate called him a “sh*t head.” He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home. We always look for cars with “OBAMA 2012 stickers. We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired. It’s important at our age.

Curmudgeonly&Skeptical

Det franske satiriske magasin Charlie Hebdo udkommer i morgen med endnu en udgave med Muhammed tegninger

Og muslimerne er allerede i gang med fordømmelser på nettet – før de har set tegningerne, som vi her bringer en forsmag på:

På tegningen spørger pædofeten om man elsker hans balder…men alle muslimer elsker ham jo – inklusive hans balder – så det kan da umuligt give rabalder…