Hodjanernes Blog

15 november 2010

You may be a muslim if

Filed under: Citater, Hodja, Islam, Muslim World — Hodja @ 08:36

You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

K.D.

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  1. You might be a Muslim if…..

    1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.

    3. You have more wives than teeth.

    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

    6. You can’t think of anyone you haven’t declared Jihad against.

    7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

    8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

    9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

    10. You find this offensive or racist and don’t want to forward it.

    Like

    Kommentar af JacobCT — 15 november 2010 @ 10:05

  2. Med den indstilling vil de æde lort i stedet for svinelød.

    falkeøje

    Like

    Kommentar af falkeøje — 15 november 2010 @ 11:40


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