Hodjanernes Blog

13 juli 2010

Pornistan

Filed under: Evidens, Imamer, Indvandring, Islam, Koran, Pakistan, Porno, Tonen — Skjoldungen @ 23:29

Islamisk opfindsomhed ytrer sig måske ikke så meget i videnskab som på visse andre områder.

Af uransagelige grunde har dasbladet Samarbejds-Politiken overset denne artikel som ellers drejer sig om menighedens altovervejende interesser:

(Fox News) — They may call it the “Land of the Pure,” but Pakistan turns out to be anything but. The Muslim country, which has banned content on at least 17 websites to block offensive and blasphemous material, is the world’s leader in online searches for pornographic material, FoxNews.com has learned. “You won’t find strip clubs in Islamic countries. Most Islamic countries have certain dress codes,” said Gabriel Said Reynolds, professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Notre Dame. “It would be an irony if they haven’t shown the same vigilance to pornography.”

So here’s the irony: Google ranks Pakistan No. 1 in the world in searches for pornographic terms, outranking every other country in the world in searches per person for certain sex-related content.

Pakistan is top dog in searches per-person for “horse sex” since 2004, “donkey sex” since 2007, “rape pictures” between 2004 and 2009, “rape sex” since 2004, “child sex” between 2004 and 2007 and since 2009, “animal sex” since 2004 and “dog sex” since 2005, according to Google Trends and Google Insights, features of Google that generate data based on popular search terms.

The country also is tops — or has been No. 1 — in searches for “sex,” “camel sex,” “rape video,” “child sex video” and some other searches that can’t be printed here.

OPDATERING: Æselsex.

NASA retter ind

Filed under: Humor, Islam, Muslim World, USA/Canada, Videnskab — Tags: — Skjoldungen @ 23:08

Den amerikanske rumfartsorganisation vil gerne anvende islamisk videnskab og teknologi.

Den økonomiske krise har også ramt NASA, men heldigvis har man da den visionære præsident Hussein Oh-Bama til at anvise vejen frem. Desårsag har man i en takkeskrivelse til præsidenten lovet ham at efterkomme hans ønske om at imødekomme den muslimske verden og for fremtiden gøre brug af de enestående islamiske  bidrag til videnskab og teknologi som har slået verden med rædsel og afsky beundring og taknemmelighed:

“After carefully reviewing your new priority for NASA, to reach out to Muslims and make them feel good about “their historic contribution to science, math, and engineering”, which consisted mainly of ripping off Greek and Indian science, and passing it off as their own, we have developed a comprehensive plan for utilizing the talents and abilities of Muslims to further the goals of this nation’s goals space program, which you so articulately described as “That Outer Spacey Thing”.

Project 1: HATE Ignition

Project HATE proposes to solve NASA’s difficulties with liquid fuel rockets by employing Muslim technological innovation to achieve a new and inexpensive means of reaching Low Earth Orbit. We propose to use the greatest Muslim technological invention of the last 50 years, the suicide bomber (and by invention I mean they stole that from Asia too) to replace liquid fuel propellant.

Project HATE (Highly Active Terrorist Explosions) will chain together a long string of suicide bombers within each booster rocket. The suicide bombers will be assured of 72 virgins in paradise, and each one will detonate after the other to form a daisy chain of explosions that will take the shuttle up into the sky.

Our best math suggests that it will take approximately 3000 suicide bombers within the SRBs to provide adequate liftoff thrust for the shuttle launch. We will need the Muslim world to cooperate with us by providing 3000 suicide bombers for each and every shuttle launch. The benefit of this is that not only will this reduce the cost of shuttle launches, but it will also save untold billions in the War on Terror.

Project 2: Throw Things at the Jews

Utilizing your brilliant suggestion that we “go land on an asteroid”, we plan to send an automated vehicle to an asteroid and deposit an Israel flag on an asteroid that may one day hit Earth. We are confident that the Muslim world will immediately step up and join forces with us to develop long range weapons capable of hitting that asteroid. Particularly if we also leave a tape player on its surface blasting, “Hava Nagilla”.

Not only will this provide Earth with a poorly aimed global defense network against falling rocks from the sky, but it will also hopefully prevent rockets from being fired at schools, instead of into space where they belong.

Project 3: Mecca on Mars

With the release of Koran 2.0 Mars Edition, we are confident that Muslims will begin flocking to Mars, and invade and overrun it, just as they did major portions of the Middle East, including the last place Mohammed hallucinated taking a flying horse to. And the kingdoms of Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and the UAE could afford to pay for a trip to Mars out of their pocket change. And we wouldn’t even have to bow to them to get it done.

Our only concern is the slight possibility of intelligent life on Mars. What would an ancient race do when confronted with a maddened horde, intent on conquering their land, subjugating them and claiming that they had been there all along? Just in case, perhaps you and the Saudis should begin drawing up a peace plan, handing most of Mars over to the terrorists now. That worked out so well last time, didn’t it?”

Læs hele brevet HER

Obama-blamage

Filed under: Historie, Islam, Loonies, Muslim World, USA/Canada, Videnskab — Skjoldungen @ 22:34

Når en chef hænger sine ansatte ud til grin for hele verden og ikke tør stå ved det:

Den amerikanske præsident er ikke alene totalt uvidende – han er også en kujon. Én ting er at han åbenbart tror at den muslimske verden har bidraget med noget som helst til menneskehedens udvikling – med mindre man da sætter et minustegn foran – noget andet er at han ikke bakker sin embedsmand op når denne refererer en tjenstlig ordre og det efterfølgende går op for ham at han derved har udstillet sin grænseløse tåbelighed til skue for alverden.

FOXNEWS: Pressesekretæren i Det Hvide Hus, Robert Gibbs, sagde i går, at den administrerende direktør for NASA, Charles Bolden, må have udtalt sig forkert da han i sidste måned fortalte Al Jazeera at en af hans vigtigste opgaver er at imødekomme muslimske stater. – Det var ikke hans opgave og er ikke NASA’s opgave sagde Gibbs.

Sidste måned sagde Bolden i sit interview at det var præsident Obama som gav ham netop den opgave. Det samme sagde han tilbage i februar. I sidste uge bakkede Det Hvide Hus også Bolden op da hans bemærkninger først vakte postyr. En talsmand for Det Hvide Hus sagde i torsdags at Obama ønsker at NASA skal samarbejde med verdens førende videnskabsmænd og til den ende skal NASA samarbejde med lande over hele kloden såsom Rusland og Japan såvel som Israel og mange muslimske lande.

Men i sidste uge trak NASA Boldens udsagn om at dette var formentlig den vigtigste opgave tilbage og påstod at Bolden snarere talte om sit ansvar for imødekommenhed og at rumforskning fremdeles er NASA’s vigtigste opgave. – I det omtalte interview fortalte Bolden at Obama forud for ansættelsen havde Obama forlangt tre ting af ham: at inspirere børn til at lære matematik og naturvidenskab, forbedre internationale relationer og måske først og fremmest ønskede han at jeg fandt en metode til at imødekomme den muslimske verden og involvere dominerende, muslimske lande mere således at de kunne føle stolthed over deres historiske bidrag til videnskab….og matematik og ingeniørkunst.