Hodjanernes Blog

1 oktober 2009

Jomfrudoms-simulator.

Filed under: Imamer, Islam, Koran, Muslim World, Shariah — Skjoldungen @ 21:32

Kulturberigerne skal jo absolut se rødt – også på bryllupsnatten.

tomato Et apparat, der kan afgive rød, blodlignende væske er i høj kurs hos islams kvinder. Det kan nemlig narre fjolset til at tro, at han er ved at deflorere en jomfru, hvilket er et must hos disse karikaturer på mandekønnet. Men da muslimer ikke kan fremstille noget så højteknologisk – eller for den sags skyld noget som helst – må man importere dimsen fra Kina. Det har så fået Fredens Religion™ til at se rødt:

BBC: A leading Egyptian scholar has demanded that people caught importing a female virginity-faking device into the country should face the death penalty.

Abdul Mouti Bayoumi said supplying the item was akin to spreading vice in society, a crime punishable by death in Islamic Sharia law. – The device is said to release liquid imitating blood, allowing a female to feign virginity on her wedding night. There is a stigma about pre-marital sex in conservative Arab societies. – The contraption is seen as a cheap and simple alternative to hymen repair surgery, which is carried out in secret by some clinics in the Middle East. It is produced in China and has already become available in other parts of the Arab world. – The device is reported to be on sale in Syria for $15.

Professor Bayoumi, a scholar at the prestigious al-Azhar University, said it undermined the moral deterrent of fornication, which he described as a crime and one of the cardinal sins in Islam. – Members of parliament in Egypt have also called for banning import of the item.

Wow – what a girl!

Filed under: Humor, Islam, Jihad, Koran, No dhimmi, Pakistan, Våben — Skjoldungen @ 21:02

En indisk jomfru angriber tre kulturberigere med økse og ekspederer dem videre til deres 72 rettroende jomfruer.

anti-muslim-girlTelegraph: An Indian farmer’s daughter disarmed a terrorist leader who broke into her home, attacked him with an axe and shot him dead with his own gun.

Rukhsana Kausar, 21, was with her parents and brother in Jammu and Kashmir when three gunmen, believed to be Pakistani militants, forced their way in and demanded food and beds for the night. -Their house in Shahdra Sharief, Rajouri district, is about 20 miles from the ceasefire line between Indian and Pakistani forces. – It is close to dense forests known as hiding places for fighters from the Lashkar-e-Taiba group, which carried out the Mumbai terrorist attack last November.

Militants often demand food and lodging in nearby villages. – When they forced their way into Miss Kausar’s home, her father Noor Mohammad refused their demands and was attacked. – His daughter was hiding under a bed when she heard him crying as the gunmen thrashed him with sticks. According to police, she ran towards her father’s attacker and struck him with an axe. As he collapsed, she snatched his AK47 and shot him dead.

She also shot and wounded another militant as he made his escape. – Police have hailed the woman’s bravery.
They said she would be nominated for the president’s gallantry award. – She may also receive a £4,000 reward if, as police believe, the dead terrorist is confirmed as Uzafa Shah, a wanted Pakistani LeT commander who had been active in the area for the past four years. – Supt Shafqat Watali said Miss Kausar’s reaction was “a rude shock” for the militants. “Normally they get king-like treatment but this was totally unexpected,” he said. – Miss Kausar said she had never fired an assault rifle before but had seen it in films and could not stand by while her father was being hurt. “I couldn’t bear my father’s humiliation. If I’d failed to kill him, they would have killed us,” she said.

Tip: Gates of Vienna.

En offerhandling.

Vi giver Michelle Obama ret: at besøge København – og dermed være omringet af idioter – er at bringe et helt urimeligt offer.

offer

At se TV i disse dage er som en transmission fra en zoologisk have. Når visse dyr fodres starter et slagsmål om at kome først til godterne. Ligheden med hyæner er slående. Når jeg ser disse ‘mediefolk’ kaste sig over et par ligegyldige fruentimmere får jeg samme mavefornemmelse som når jeg ser fluer sværme ind på en tabt  frikadelle. Æææædddvvrrr…Stakkels tøser…

Michelle Obama: It’s a ‘sacrifice’ to travel to Europe to pitch for the Olympics. But I’m doing it for the kids.
In her speech in Copenhagen today, First Lady Michelle Obama said her trip to Denmark, along with the travel of her “dear friend” and “chit-chat buddy” Oprah Winfrey, as well as tomorrow’s visit by President Obama, is a “sacrifice” on behalf of the children of Chicago and the United States. “As much of a sacrifice as people say this is for me or Oprah or the president to come for these few days,” the first lady told a crowd of people involved in the Chicago project, “so many of you in this room have been working for years to bring this bid home.”

WHO siger at svineinfluenzaen kan dræbe millioner medmindre de rige lande donerer milliarder

En FN rapport siger, at pandemien kan resultere i anarki hvis Vesten ikke betaler for anti-viral medicin og vaccinationer.

The 47-page report provides a detailed breakdown of the basic needs of 75 vulnerable countries with the weakest capacity to withstand an escalation of the virus. Six countries from Latin America, including Cuba and Bolivia, 21 countries from Asia and the Pacific such as North Korea and Bangladesh, and 40 countries from Africa such as Congo and Eritrea are included in the survey.

Men hør – var der ikke noget med………………………………………….