Hodjanernes Blog

2 januar 2009

What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?

Filed under: Europa, Frankrig, Humor, Israel, Italien, Kina, Palæstina - Libanon, Tyskland — Tags: , — Hodja @ 10:49

Tjener – der er en flue i min kaffe!

The Italian – throws the cup, breaks it, and walks away in a fit of rage.
 
 The German – carefully washes the cup, sterilizes it and makes a new cup of coffee.
 
 The Frenchman – takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
 
 The Chinese – eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
 
 The Russian – Drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra with no charge.
 
 The Israeli – sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese,
 drinks tea and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
 
The Palestinian – blames the Israeli for the fly falling in his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee, uses the mo ney to purchase explosives and then blows up the coffee house where the Italian, the Frenchman, the Chinese, the German and the Russian are all trying to explain to the Israeli that he should give away his cup of tea to the Palestinian.

Kirsten Damgaard, kulturpsykolog.

Hvor var de da raketterne regnede ned over Israel?

Røde Kors udtrykker nu officielt bekymring over antallet af civile sårede og dræbte i Gaza og over, at parterne i konflikten ikke fuldt ud overholder den humanitære folkeret.

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HamaSS har overtrådt folkeretten i årevis – uden nogen reaktion fra Røde Kors, som nu siger, at ‘de vil hjælpe begge sider i konflikten – men det er palæstinenserne, der har mest brug for hjælp’.

Jeg husker udemærket hjælpeorganisationernes forsøg på snyd i konflikten i 2006, hvor de ønskede bidrag til at hjælpe ‘ofrene i Mellemøsten’, men hvor de reelt kun hjalp den ene side. Du kan selv regne ud, hvem de ikke hjalp.