Hodjanernes Blog

4 maj 2007

The Plan!

You gotta love Robin Williams … Even if he’s nuts!

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.  What we need now is for our U.N. Ambassadors to stand up and repeat this message. Robin Williams’ plan … (Hard to argue with this logic!) “I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace.  So, here’s a plan.”

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Der står “I love USA” på arabisk på trøjen.


1) “The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those “good ole boys,” we will never “interfere” again.

2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the world. They don’t want us there.  Therefore, we will 

station troops at our borders.  No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give them a free trip home.  After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are.  They’re illegal!!!  France will welcome them.

4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!!  No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here.  Asylum would never be available to anyone.  We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.

5) No foreign “students” over the age 21.  The older ones are the bombers.  If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby!

6) The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.  This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness.  The caribou will have to cope for a while.

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10.00 a barrel for their oil.  If they don’t like it, we will go someplace else.  They can go some-where else to sell their production.  (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.  Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to their army.  The people who need it the most get very little, if anything.

9) Ship the U.N. Headquarters to an isolated island someplace.  We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.  That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer.  The Language we speak is ENGLISH … learn it … or LEAVE.  Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?

“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.”  She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ”

Jeg har længe syntes, at Williams er for meget. Det må jeg vist revidere 😀

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Interview med Ole Birk Olesen fra 180Grader.

Umma og/eller kaos

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Isfårs 15 hellige bud.

Ja der findes mange sjove ting på nettet. Prøv at kigge lidt på de andre sider på sitet 😀

Vi vil have shariah!

For vi føler, vi lever i en politistat.

Er shariah bedre end en politistat? Det vidste jeg ikke 😀

HATE POVERTY? THEN GET A JOB

THE Rowntree report into poverty levels among Britain’s ethnic minority communities is, predictably, being used by left-wingers to call for even more public spending and even more “anti-racism” initiatives.

The report reveals that poverty rates are far higher among black and Asian communities than among whites.

Bangladeshi and Pakistani families are particularly likely to live in poverty.

But there is another way to read this report.

[….]

So you don’t want to be poor? So learn the language, work hard at school, get a job and only bring into the world only the number of children that you can support out of your own income. So you don’t want to end up in prison? Then stop breaking the law. And that applies whether you are black, white or sky-blue pink.

Fra Daily Express fra Limewoody