Hodjanernes Blog

23 marts 2006

Det er længe siden jeg har syntes at Niels Hausgaard har sagt noget fornuftigt

Men det gjorde han i TV2-nyhedernene klokken 22 iaften om Ahmed Akkari:

“Manden er tilsyneladende lallende idiot, han bør tilkendes invalidepension, ligesom alle andre der ikke har humor.”

Spørgsmålet er, hvorfor vi skal betale til en mand, der aldrig har haft et reelt asylbehov i Danmark. Ud med ham!

Politisk ukorrekt Yassir Arafat – eller var han jøde?

Filed under: Antisemitisme, Palæstina - Libanon — Hodja @ 15:45

Elsket Tom og Jerry

Både i Beirut og i sine år i eksil i Tunis hadde Arafat et stort bilde av den gyllne Klippemoskeen i Jerusalem bak sin arbeidspult. I hjørnet sto en tv. Yasir Arafat elsket tegnefilmer. Aller mest Tom og Jerry.

Gjester måtte vente hvis de kom midt i en episode. Arafat identifiserte seg med musa Jerry, og han elsket å se musa slåss og vinne over hannkatten Tom.

I Arafats øyne var Tom Israel eller USA. Lidenskapen for tegneserien hadde Arafat helt til det siste.


Han var ihvertfald ikke i overensstemmelse med professoren, der fornylig mente, at Tom og Jerry, var propaganda for mus=jøder.

Det politisk korrekte Slag ved Trafalgar

Filed under: Europa, Historie, Politisk korrekte — Tags: — Hodja @ 14:27

If the Battle of Trafalgar had happened today, under loony left, politically correct rule:…..

“Order the signal, Hardy.”

“Aye, aye sir.”

“Hold on, that’s not what I dictated to the signal officer. What’s the meaning of this?”

“Sorry sir?”

“‘England expects every person to do his duty, regardless of race, gender, sexual orientation, religious persuasion or disability.’ What gobbledygook is this?”

“Admiralty policy, I’m afraid, sir. We’re an equal opportunities employer now. We had the devil’s own job getting ‘England’ past the censors, lest it be considered racist.”

“Gadzooks, Hardy. Hand me my pipe and tobacco.”

“Sorry sir. All naval vessels have been designated smoke-free working environments.”

“In that case, break open the rum ration. Let us splice the main brace to steel the men before battle.”

“The rum ration has been abolished, Admiral. It’s part of the Government’s policy on binge drinking.”

“Good heavens, Hardy. I suppose we’d better get on with it. Full speed ahead.”

“I think you’ll find that there’s a 4 knot speed limit in this stretch of water.”

“Damn it man! We are on the eve of the greatest sea battle in history. We must advance with all dispatch. Report from the crow’s nest, please.”

“That won’t be possible, sir.”


“Health and safety have closed the crow’s nest, sir. No harness. And they said that the rope ladder doesn’t meet regulations. They won’t let anyone up there until a proper scaffolding can be erected.”

“Then get me the ship’s carpenter without delay, Hardy.”

“He’s busy knocking up a wheelchair access to the fo’c’sle Admiral.”

“Wheelchair access? I’ve never heard anything so absurd.”

“Health and safety again, sir. We have to provide a barrier-free environment for the differently abled.”

“Differently abled? I’ve only one arm and one eye and I refuse even to hear mention of the word. I didn’t rise to the rank of admiral by playing the disability card.”

“Actually, sir, you did. The Royal Navy is under-represented in the areas of visual impairment and limb deficiency.”

“Whatever next? Give me full sail. The salt spray beckons.”

“A couple of problems there too, sir. Health and safety won’t let the crew up the rigging without crash helmets. And they don’t want anyone breathing in too much salt – haven’t you seen the adverts?”

I’ve never heard such infamy. Break out the cannon and tell the men to stand by to engage the enemy.”

“The men are a bit worried about shooting at anyone, Admiral.”

“What? This is mutiny.”

“It’s not that, sir. It’s just that they’re afraid of being charged with murder if they actually kill anyone. There’s a couple of legal aid lawyers on board, watching everyone like hawks.”

“Then how are we to sink the Frenchies and the Spanish?”

“Actually, sir, we’re not.”

“We’re not?”

“No, sir. The Frenchies and the Spanish are our European partners now. According to the Common Fisheries Policy, we shouldn’t even be in this stretch of water. We could get hit with a claim for compensation.”

“But you must hate a Frenchman as you hate the devil.”

“I wouldn’t let the ship’s diversity co-coordinator hear you saying that sir. You’ll be up on disciplinary.”

“You must consider every man an enemy who speaks ill of your King.”

“Not any more, sir. We must be inclusive in this multicultural age.

Now put on your Kevlar vest; it’s the rules.”

“Don’t tell me – health and safety. Whatever happened to rum, sodomy and the lash?”

As I explained, sir, rum is off the menu. And there’s a ban on corporal punishment.”

“What about sodomy?”

“I believe it’s to be encouraged, sir.”

“In that case . Hardy and all ye PC lefties, – KISS MY ASS!”

Om Skoledrengen, volds- og talsmanden, pyroman- og bombeaspiranten Ahmed Akkari

Ahmed Akkari i en chat på TV2’s hjemmeside 8 februar 2006:

Spørgsmål til Ahmed Akkari:

Anne: Føler du dig på nogen måde ansvarlig for at sagen om tegningerne er vokset til en international konflikt?
Ahmed Akkari: nej ikke direkte ansvarlig men mere som tumle dumle der faldt nedaf væggen…altså at det ikke var noget som var ment da jeg og andre kontaktede cairo.,lad os prøve at gøre hvad vi kan nu for at det skal vende mod den fredelige vej igen..

Hermed henviser han til Lewis Carrols Alice i Eventyrland: Humpty Dumpty:

`Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall:
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses and all the King’s men
Couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty in his place again.


the Humpty Dumpty Nursery Rhyme
Came From*

From the East Anglia Tourist Board in England: “Humpty Dumpty was a powerful cannon during the English Civil War (1642-49). It was mounted on top of the St Mary’s at the Wall Church in Colchester defending the city against siege in the summer of 1648. (Although Colchester was a Parliamentarian stronghold, it had been captured by the Royalists and they held it for 11 weeks.) The church tower was hit by the enemy and the top of the tower was blown off, sending “Humpty” tumbling to the ground. Naturally the King’s men* tried to mend him but in vain.”

*The “men” would have been infantry; “horses”, the cavalry troops.


Humpty Dumpty


Humpty lignede som bekendt et æg – Alice troede også først han var et æg. Det kunne vel forsåvidt godt være en gris?

Er Akkari synsk og har forudset sin/Humptys skæbne?


Er det her grunden til at han ikke kan styre sig?


Hvor dum kan man være? Når man ser CV’et for journalisten der afslører Akkari

The man who got inside al-Qa’eda

George Walden reviews Inside al Qaeda by Mohamed Sifaoui

Mohamed Sifaoui is an Algerian Muslim journalist who became incensed by the war of terror waged by Islamic fundamentalists against the Algerian people. Not a few of his friends, relatives and colleagues perished at their hands, and before leaving for Paris he himself was nearly killed in an attack on his newspaper.

The combination of cowardice and indulgence shown to the terrorists by bien pensant opinion in France heightened his disgust. To expose the truth he decided to pose as a terrorist sympathiser, and his book is a diary of the three months he spent infiltrating a Parisian cell of al-Qa’eda under an assumed name.

The portraits he provides are not of the suicide bombers or gunmen, but of the recruiters, brain-washers and organisers behind them, yet the book conveys a convincing picture of the terrorist milieu. And a dismal picture it is. The members of the network emerge as a bunch of inadequates and infantile fanatics, although they are not the less fearsome for that.

Sifaoui’s book has sold 60,000 copies in France. It is to be hoped that its readers include President Chirac and his Foreign Minister, Dominique de Villepin, and that the book will have had an educative effect on French thinking, though I wouldn’t bet on it. The French book L’Effoyable Imposture (The Dreadful Fraud), which claimed that the 11 September attack was the work of the Jews and the CIA, sold over 100,000.

Mere på arts.telegraph

Hvad tror Skoledrengen, når han har med sådan et journalist at gøre? Ahmed – du leger med de tunge drenge – og du er er simpelthen for dum til det.

Frie ytringer har et citat på dansk fra bogen.

Bad Democracy Award


Du kan stemme her

Med de seneste begivenheder må Skoledrengen også være kandidat.

Hvis Khader bliver minister – skal vi så ikke sprænge ham i luften?

Imamer afsløret af skjult kamera

De danske imamers forsvar for profeten i striden om Muhammed-tegningerne ledsages af en aggressiv kampagne mod Demokratiske Muslimer og mod kritikere i pressen, ikke mindst Morgenavisen Jyllands-Posten.
Det afsløres i aften i en dokumentarfilm fra Danmark på den franske tv-station France 2, hvis journalister hvoraf den ene er Mohamed Sifaoui har brugt skjulte kameraer for at trænge ind bag facaden af imamerne.

I en central passage i udsendelsen fremgår det, at imam Ahmed Akkari indirekte truer lederen af Demokratiske Muslimer, det radikale folketingsmedlem Naser Khader (R), som foreslås myrdet, hvis han kommer i regeringen.

»Hvis han bliver minister for udlændinge eller integration, skulle man så ikke sende to fyre ud for at sprænge ham og hans ministerium i luften,« siger talsmanden for delegationen af imamer, der rejste til Mellemøsten.

Nu har volds- og talsmanden, pyromanaspiranten og Skoledrengen Ahmed Akkari virkelig demonstreret, hvor alternativt begavet han er. Hvis bemærkningen kun er sagt i spøg, er den ualmindelig uintelligent og malplaceret.

Ahmed dit fjols, nu kommer du virkelig i kødhakkeren.

Mere på Jyllandsposten


Meldt til politiet
Det er den radikale Elsebeth Gerner Nielsen, der har meldt Akkari til politiet. Hun siger, at hun er ligeglad med, om Akkari er kommet med udtalelserne om Khader i spøg.

i DR-radioavisen den 23-3 klokken 12 kalder hun ham “kriminel og vanvittig”

Dansk Folkeparti vil tage sagen op med justitsministeren.

– Jeg vil straks spørge ministeren, hvad strafferammen er for at fremkomme med sådan en udtalelse, og om han kan dømmes for det, siger Peter Skaarup.

Helge Adam Møller kalder udtalelsen for “det hidtil værste anslag mod demokratiet og et udtryk for afstumpethed”



Filed under: Indvandring, Islam, Muhammed Cartoons, Muslim World — Hodja @ 02:49








Her kan du skrive til Afghanistan og protestere mod dødsdommen

Filed under: Islam, Kristne, Muslim World — Hodja @ 02:02

Contact Us

Embassy of Afghanistan 2341 Wyoming Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20008
Tel: 202.483.6410
Fax: 202.483.6488

Email: [mailto:Info@embassyofafghanistan.org]

Mr Karzai’s office says the president will not intervene in the case.If that’s the case, why waste lives and money on a multinational force to go in there in the first place? Instead, couldn’t we just pay the billions of dollars into their bank accounts, and let them practice their “moderation and tolerance” all by themselves?
Via The Religious Policeman

If that’s the case, why waste lives and money on a multinational force to go in there in the first place? Instead, couldn’t we just pay the billions of dollars into their bank accounts, and let them practice their “moderation and tolerance” all by themselves?Via

East Timor Seeks Help From International Agencies

Filed under: Australien, Islam, Kristne, Muslim World, Politik, Terrorism — Hodja @ 01:30

The President of East Timor, Xanana Gusmao, is in Geneva to seek assistance from United Nations agencies for his impoverished country.  The president says East Timor has put the bitterness of its war for independence from Indonesia behind it and is looking forward to a brighter social and economic future.

This first showing of the film A Hero’s Journey, traces the development of Xanana Gusmao from guerrilla fighter to president of East Timor.  The film explores the potential power of forgiveness to resolve conflict.

Mr. Gusmao is often called the Nelson Mandela of East Asia.  In that spirit, he says only through forgiveness and reconciliation can East Timor put an end to the suffering of the past and look toward the future.  He says pursuing vengeance or demanding justice will not solve anything.



Skylark fra DemocracyFrontline resumerer Øst Timors nyere historie:

You know in Australia we have a strange situation to our north. As you might know the Australian army helped the East Timorese ( mainly Catholics) stand up to the Muslims and gain their independence in 1999 – this is one of the few victories of the Christians against the Muslims in modern times – and it really craps the Indonesian Muslims off. They shouted and screamed at first but the E Timorese got world sympathy. Very cleverly the leader of this Christian country was depicted as a poor guerilla who rose to become a hero. So the signals got mixed – the Muslims were not the victims here any more as they show themselves on the world stage. I mean – how could they be victims when they are 200 million of them against the 1 million of East Timor. But with our help the East Timorese won – they are poor but they have oil which will give them some money for the future. Some info about it below. A little Lepanto of modern times. However the socialist left is trying to paint a gloomy picture of the place – but the people would rather die than be Muslim.

Lad os se hvor meget hjælp han får fra FN. Det er jo en majoritet på 1 million kristne undertrykkere, som er oppe mod en minoritet på 200 millioner muhammedanske ofre. Her er virkelig noget for Søvngængeren, Håndtasken, Guccitasken og andre at arbejde for.

Neo-Nazis threaten to massacre Muslims at World Cup

The World Cup in Germany is set to become a battleground between facists and Muslims, an Italian member of a new European neo-Nazi movement warned.

In a statement published by Italian daily Repubblica, the memeber of AS Roma’s notorious ultras hooligan group claims neo-Nazis across Europe met in Braunau in Austria to plan attacks against supporters from Islamic countries during the World Cup in Germany from June 9 to July 9.

“We are united. For the first time we are talking and planning together, with the English, the Germans, the Dutch, the Spanish, everyone with the same objective. At the World Cup there will be a massacre,” said the Italian ultra.“We will all be in Germany and there will be Turks, Algerians and Tunisians. The Turks, we can’t stand them. In our country (Italy) there are not many, but in Germany, there are many of those guys there. They are Islamic terrorists.”

“We will attack them. They are all enemies that need to be eliminated, just like the police. If we make the Roman greeting (the fascist salute) they put us in prison. We will be tens of thousands. Nothing but the English are feared.


Kommentar: Kun dette – fjolser.


Læger siger fra – opdatering

Læger vil ikke til indvandrer-ghettoer

Praktiserende læger vil ikke til Vollsmose og kommunerne på den københavnske vestegn.

Lægepraksis kan ikke besættes, fordi ingen ønsker at arbejde i områder med mange indvandrere og sociale problemer, skriver Kristeligt Dagblad.

De 10.000 beboere i Vollsmose har det seneste halvandet år ikke haft nogen praktiserende læge i området.

I Ishøj og Brøndby må nytilflyttere gå til læge uden for deres kommune, fordi de lokale læger er fuldt optaget, og der kommer ikke nye til.

– Der er ingen, som vil derned, siger formanden for de praktiserende læger i København Amt, Anne-Birgit Olsen.


Nåå – det forstår jeg ikke – der var da 1600 læger ‘der sagde fra’ fornylig. Er der ingen af dem der vil derud og udføre deres kald? De 1600 udgør da hele cirka 10% af de erhvervsaktive danske læger.

Uddrag fra deres erklæring:

Tilsvarende er Danmarks politik over for minoriteterne i det hele taget blevet forrået. Flygtninge holdes ude, livet i Danmark er blevet uforudsigeligt og vanskeligt for asylansøgere, kun 9% af spontane asylansøgere fik asyl sidste år, og mange udsendes med tvang. Selve debatniveauet og den førte politik er umenneskelig, sygdomsfremkaldende og skader Danmarks internationale omdømme. “

Er der ikke en gammel talemåde der siger: “Practice what you preach”?

Hvis du skal til lægen og have medicin

Filed under: Arla, Boykot, Israel — Hodja @ 00:42

Så kan du jo spørge, om der findes et generisk produkt fra TEVA.

Da lægerne jo gerne skal skrive generiske produkter ud – de er ofte de billigste – kan du jo kombinere dette med at give din støtte til Israel.